The University of Wisconsin recently defeated the University of Florida in the National Collegiate Ultimate Frisbee Championship. It’s important to remember in competitions like these that it’s not whether you win or lose…it’s that you are completely lacking a frat glad if you’re anywhere near it.
This article made us think, though…what are the least fratty things that you can win?
Funny we should ask…
THE FIVE LEAST FRATTY THINGS YOU CAN WIN
5) Any online video game that a) isn’t a sports game b) you don’t play in conjunction with one of your brothers while taking the entire thing absolutely unseriously and c) isn’t played while enjoying a refreshing fratwater.
4) Any game that involves, involved, will involve, might involve, is reputed to involve, or is rumored to involve a dwarf (the mythical kind…not the kind that delight us on Little People, Big World).
3) The love of a Plan E with a heart of gold, a twinkle in her one good eye, and a slight odor reminiscent of moth balls and Funyans.
2) “Customer of the Month” from StarTrekErotica.com.
1) Of course, the FrattingHard.com Douchebag Invitational.
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