The University of Wisconsin recently defeated the University of Florida in the National Collegiate Ultimate Frisbee Championship. It’s important to remember in competitions like these that it’s not whether you win or lose…it’s that you are completely lacking a frat glad if you’re anywhere near it.
This article made us think, though…what are the least fratty things that you can win?
Funny we should ask…
THE FIVE LEAST FRATTY THINGS YOU CAN WIN
5) Any online video game that a) isn’t a sports game b) you don’t play in conjunction with one of your brothers while taking the entire thing absolutely unseriously and c) isn’t played while enjoying a refreshing fratwater.
4) Any game that involves, involved, will involve, might involve, is reputed to involve, or is rumored to involve a dwarf (the mythical kind…not the kind that delight us on Little People, Big World).
3) The love of a Plan E with a heart of gold, a twinkle in her one good eye, and a slight odor reminiscent of moth balls and Funyans.
2) “Customer of the Month” from StarTrekErotica.com.
1) Of course, the FrattingHard.com Douchebag Invitational.
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Here’s to Florida, the least fratty school with plan Q’s galore….
Florida is the new jersey of the South, enough said.
On a seperate note, what the hell is with this drinking game called “flip cup” and why do I see fratty folks in the South playing it? Why in the hell has this “game” become popular?
Girls like it, it’s a quick way to get them to drink a lot when you’re trying to conserve time. Whereas beer pong is good, it takes a while… flip cup can get a lot of girls drunk quick, and the rules are easy enough for them to remember.
Screw you Doug. My Spock suit pulls me so much soro-poon you can’t even comprehend it.
On point 4: I would think winning a dwarf tossing contest at a bar COULD be fratty.
Also on number 4: What if a dwarf rides your prized thoroughbread to victory in the Sport of Kings? You can toast the little fellow whilst knowing the real reason you won was your own breeding skill.
I have not been south of my family’s house in Rosemary Beach, but I like that part of Florida.
ProfFrat, the distinction was made between real dwarfs and mythical dwarfs. A dwarf contest at a bar would have to involve a real dwarf unless you are talking about a bar in world of warcraft.
I consider Plan Es to be fratty in some instances, because if you have a Plan E it does not mean she is ugly. For example, my Plan A-E may be different one Thurs. night at Bodega than Fri. night at the band party. A Plan E could be a knockout if Plans A-D are also hot, just not as easy.
Beards. Fratty or no? Levon Helm (from The Band) and Robert E. Lee make a compelling argument for yes. Walt Whitman and Dr. Andrew Weil make a compelling argument for no. Thoughts, Doug & co.?
Why do guys always give the harder to get girl the higher rating? I think it reinforces the notion of chicks who might be “less than” who get the idea that they can move up the scale by being harder to get. Just a thought. On another note, is Naples and the Keys (for fishing) or Ft. Lauderdale (for boating) part of the Florida-as-Jersey vote? There are too many concessions being made here.
Because you have to frat harder to get her. Duh.
the west coast is fairly exempt from the yankee influence that plagues south florida, so most of naples, ft meyers, etc are ok. the east coast is a different story. any further south of martin county (ft pierce, jensen beach, etc), and you’re in guido-ville. the fishing’s great even in places such as west palm beach, etc, but let’s be honest…i wouldn’t want to live there. i don’t care how affluent those areas are or how good the shopping is, those people are miserable.
ft lauderdale kind of sucks.
and the keys have always been a very fratty destination.
FlexSaturday, heading out to bronze and get hammered
Dave, it all depends on how you wear it. 5 o clock shadow after fratting hard all night? Perfect. Massive growth that animals inhabit? You get the picture.
Those answers were legit & I’ll take them into advisement. Just noticed that something is missing/ was taken down. The comments here make the better part of things with posting coming few and far between and being a little thin. (ahem)
I must say Weagle..Most women at Bodega are not your typical plan A’s, unless you follow them to Skybar. Also, Plan A-D or whatever is a generally term. There are multiple Plan A’s at the bars, therefore it circumferences the entire population of Plan A’s, not just an individual. Afterall, unless you go to the backroom at Skybar or to Quixote’s, you should at least score a Plan B….
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