THE FRATTY FOUR — CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Update: We’ve had some questions about how long this match will last. The championship match will end promptly at 10:00PM EST this Friday night, just before your professors of fratology go out to celebrate the victory (no matter who wins).

And then there were two…

There is little left to say about the FRAT MADNESS TOURNAMENT, other than the 33 teams we started out with are now down to two.

Emerging from the clothes bracket, Costas and Croakies destroyed bourbon and coke with over 70% of the vote, once again proving that drinking outdoors isn’t fratty unless you have on your Costas. They will take on hazing who took 62.5% of the vote against formal/cocktail. Your professors personally voted for formal, as we like shacking with sorostitutes in luxury hotels after imbibing top shelf liquor more than we like watching pledges recite the Greek alphabet on bows and toes, but we were just two votes out of many, and hazing game out on top in the end.

Now, we are down to the final match. Vote wisely, as the winner of this match will forever be remembered as the first entrant into the Hall of Frat.

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