Last year, FrattingHard.com presented the First Annual FRAT MADNESS TOURNAMENT, where 32 fratty items and activities battled it out to determine the frattiest item or activity of 2007. When the smoke cleared, Costas and Croakies reigned supreme.
This year, the FRAT MADNESS Field is stronger than ever. However, we got to thinking…in college basketball, teams that aren’t good enough to make the NCAA tournament still get to fight it out in the NIT in a valiant battle to prove themselves to be the 66th best team in the land. With this inspiration, we decided that it would be good to make, as a prelude to FRAT MADNESS, a tournament for the “also rans”…and when we think “also rans”, we think “douchebags.
Therefore, this year will mark the inception of the First Annual Douchebag Invitational (Presented by My New Haircut). We chose 16 items & activities that will bring tears of joy to the eye of any GDI (as opposed to their usual tears of shame), and it will be up to you, the readers, to decide which item or activity is so rife with douchebaggery that its vinegary scent can be detected from miles away.
As in the FRAT MADNESS tournament, the four regions are clothing, food/drink, party, and miscellaneous. Stay tuned…the first matchups are coming soon!
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My picks:
Clothing: Cargo Shorts, Sandals with socks,
Food Drink: Zima, Smirnoff ice, Muscle Milk,
Party: Throwing up on girls, Passing out early, Calling it Beirut, Fall Out Boy
Miscellaneous: Ultimate Frisby, Quoting Borat, Gelled Hair (My number one pick guranteed to win)
Shame:
Jean shorts, Oakleys, Crocs, man tans
Flavored beer, any alcohol with fruit juice
Keg stands, rap music
Nike golf clubs
Keg stands to me really aren’t that bad. They certainly aren’t frat by any stretch, but I mean there are tons of worse things.
Nike golf clubs? I agree there are better clubs (I like Callaway) but a good friend got Nikes for Christmas and they are pretty solid. We are members at the same club and he’s a scrtach golfer. What is your reasoning behind this?
In my opinion one of the d-baggiest activities is listening to an iPod while performing any activity besides working out or maybe studying. I saw some fucking turd listening to his ipod while he was shopping in the Kroger. Pathetic.
5. Coke with out bourborn
4. Up side down backwards visors
3. Tan in A Can
2. HEELYS AT COLLEGE
1. ZIP OF PANTS
Clothing: Any of the “Three A’s,” Any clothes with half sleeves/ridiculously tight/European trendy clothes (i.e. Deisel, Seven Jeans, Gucci, etc.), wearing camo when you’re not doing outdoor activities (Hunting in particular)
Food/Drink: Zima, Smirnoff Ice, Hypnotiq, Flavored Beer
Party: Passing out early, Emo Music
Miscellaneous: Gelled Hair
clothing: zubaz, jean shorts, fanny packs, dew rags, Air Force Ones
food/drink: vodka cran, AMF,
party: Star Trek, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, furries, crip walking
misc: Pomade, Pervert “pride” week, Hondas
clothing: NF Denali jacket, striped sport shirts (i.e. non-tattersall pattern)
*Costas w/ Croakies shouldn’t even be a contender this year….they are so overdone, at least here at UA….stick w/ a classic black pair of Mauis or Ray-Bans minus the retainers (deep sea fishing, of course, being an exception).*
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