EDIT: We have recovered a confidential public service announcement that was never aired after government intervention brought on by the disturbingly powerful douchebag lobby. We encourage you to watch this brief informational film before proceeding with the rest of the post.
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The lion devours the gazelle. The owl preys on the mouse. Stingrays establish their superiority over less-than-cautious nature show hosts. It is nature’s law: every species must have a natural enemy.
What, then, is the natural enemy of the Fratty? It is, undeniably, the douchebag. However, unlike the examples stated above, there is a fundamental truth which makes douchebags all the more dangerous to the Fratty. Put bluntly, we often do not know our enemy.
Douchebags come in all shapes and sizes; they run the gamut from the obvious douchenozzle all the way up to the pseudo-fratty. While the former can be spotted from a mile away, the latter may first be confused by novice Fratters with an actual Fratty person. This, of course, makes pseudo-frattys the most dangerous of all the douchebags. At best, one may recognize their telltale signs early and avoid disaster. At worst, they can be brought into the fold where they can systematically drain every ounce of frattiness in a situation. As an exercise of education, we will try to teach you, one of the Fratty, how to identify douchebags. Although this could involve lengthy discussion, we feel it is best to start with some self-education. Therefore, we present this week’s “Douchebag of the Week,” a photo that will allow for visual study of douchebags in action. Try to find the douchiness in the picture yourself first, and then read our explanation to see if you identified all the warning signs.
As a warm up, this week’s douchebag of the week will be posted without further comment. This week’s douche is, in fact, a group of douches that are douching so hard that I can smell the vinegar in the air when I see the photo. Rarely (if ever) will you need to identify such obvious douchebags. However, your education is in its infancy, and it is best to start light and work your way up the ladder of douchebag identification.
Without further discussion, we present FrattingHard.com’s first Douchebag of the Week:
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