FrattingHard.com

Over the last week, you may have noticed that FrattingHard.com was not available.  What was available was a placeholder page left by our old website hosts directing you to indulge in some high quality male pornography.  For those lurking GDI’s who took them up on the offer, and now owe several thousand dollars on your dad’s credit card to, “FarmBoyzSheepTacular.com”, we do not apologize, and you need to re-wash my car.

The whole site isn’t fully functional yet…some pictures may not show up, you may encounter a broken link or two…but everything is mostly back in order.  Last night, I fixed the Classes and Dictionary.  Tonight, I’ll start on the posts.  I’ll get a bottle of Evan Williams Green Label, start editing, and however far I get before I pass out…well, that’s it.  There’s always tomorrow.

In the meantime, do this because I’m telling you to:

• If you haven’t already, link up with us through my facebook account,  facebook.com/dougneidermeyer
• Vote in the poll over in the sidebar.
• Send us some fratty pictures/stories.
• Come back to the site every day.  It’s like being a pledge…even if I have nothing for you to do right now, you still need to be here.

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So, I’m in Charleston for New Years, and I’m minding my own business, frattabbing and throwing down Woodford like its well-water, and the next thing I know, I wake up leaned up against the wall of Fort Sumter wearing naught but my specially ordered extra breathable boxer shorts.

Apparently, enough whiskey makes me an exceptionally good swimmer.

But that’s not the news.   The news is that, while passed out, I had this dream, and Tom Selleck came down out of the Heavens, his chest hair gleaming, and told me, “Doug, stop slacking, redesign the website, and start posting again.”

So here we go.

A new site design will be up in a day or three.  Hopefully, all current issues with the site (mostly caused by me getting frustrated while trying to work with the code innards and turning to the bottle) will be fixed, and life will go on.

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