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Fratting Hard 101, Lesson 20: A Man’s Home Is His Fratcastle

There are many aspects of the fratty lifestyle that GDI’s don’t, and can’t, understand.  Their old, tired whine of, “being in a fraternity/sorority is just buying friends,” is an illustration of their fundamental inability to comprehend the nuances that float … Continue reading

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Fratty Vehicle Countdown #3: Luxury Vehicles

It should be fairly clear as to why luxury vehicles have a place in our fratty vehicles countdown. Everyone knows that on a college campus, nothing says, “my family can buy and sell your family,” like one of the finer … Continue reading

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Fratdaddy/Sorostitute of the Month Update

As you esteemed Fratology students well know, the Institute of Fratology has selected a Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month for the past several months to be displayed on the homepage of our learning center.  To recap how you apply … Continue reading

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Frat vs. GDI (Internet Edition)

Most Frequented Website: Frat: Frataddy’s team specific Rivals.com site (and, of course, frattinghard.com) GDI: http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Warcraft/ Favorite YouTube Video: Frat: Football team highlight videos from previous season GDI: Most Recently Posted Facebook Photo Album: Frat: None, but tagged repeatedly in sorostitutes’ … Continue reading

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #44

Fratteries – Noun: The innate inner drive that fuels every fratdaddy to frat hard for far longer, and far harder, than the human body should be able to sustain. ex. I didn’t sleep from the start of the Thursday mixer … Continue reading

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Thought of the Day – 1/12/10

“I guess dogs can be students of Fratology.” * Special thanks to Mitch Sharrock of Baylor for submitting this photo *

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December 2009 Sorostitute of the Month

Congratulations to Krista Robertson of Kentucky, the winner of the December 2009 Sorostitute of the Month Award. This “Plan A” sorostitute knows how to dress for a gameday in the SEC. Notice the pearls and sorority button. [Side note: Every … Continue reading

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Frat or Not? “COAST Pawley’s Island”

It seems like a new fratty clothing company begins everytime we down a cold fratwater, get a pinch of mint, or conquer a Plan A’s castle. Unless you have been hibernating for three years or have Gamma Delta Iota tattooed on you upper bicep, then you have noticed quite a few of these so-called fratty clothing companies pushing their products on us. Some of these companies rise up and overcome douchebaggery, causing an exponential increase in GDI head explosions. However, some of these companies lack the necessary prerequisites to ever have their logo be considered a fratty brand. In this article and some subsequent articles in the future, we will examine fratty clothing companies to determine if they are indeed truly fratty. First, we will analyze Coast Apparel. Continue reading

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November 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month

Congratulations to Trey “Hard” Spencer of Florida State, the winner of the November 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month Award.  He spends most of his days drinking fratwater and playing golf.   He spends most of his nights with Plan A sorostitutes.  His favorite activity … Continue reading

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Fratty Countdowns: Fratty Vehicles #5

Back in the summertime, before abusing our livers throughout fourteen weeks of college football, we ran a website poll to determine what the next Institute of Fratology fratty countdown should be.  Fratty vehicles emerged as the victor, rising above such … Continue reading

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