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Fratdaddy/Sorostitute of the Month Update

Doug Neidermeyer — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:54:18 +0000

As you esteemed Fratology students well know, the Institute of Fratology has selected a Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month for the past several months to be displayed on the homepage of our learning center. To recap how you apply for this prestigious award, you must be friends with Doug on Facebook. Next, you must send Doug a Facebook message with your frattiest picture and a description as to why you should be the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month. Remember, only submit a picture of yourself at your frattiest. We want to see why you frat the hardest. It is acceptable to use “photoshop” to remove others from your submission.

You may be curious as to why we are wasting your precious drinking time repeating information you already know. That is because we want you to know there is now a free prize associated with winning the award. Each recipient of the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month Award will receive one free “winyah” polo from Coast Apparel. So, have a pledge take some pictures of you at your frattiest and maybe you will get the recognition you deserve.

Welcome Coast

Doug Neidermeyer — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:58:42 +0000

Esteemed Fratology students, as you may have noticed, or not have noticed if you have downed a few too many fratwaters, your new website now has a sponsor. We would like to thank Coast for joining the family here at the Institute of Fratology. As we have previously mentioned, Coast produces fratty, high quality, “Winyah” polos, which your professors accidentally soak in liquor when they’re out frattabbing to the extreme. If you want to find out more about Coast, then click the banner at the top of the page to go directly to the Coast website. Thanks to Coast for enhancing Fratology studies here at the Institute.

Frat or Not? “COAST Pawley’s Island”

Eric — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:30:40 +0000

It seems like a new fratty clothing company begins everytime we down a cold fratwater, get a pinch of mint, or conquer a Plan A’s castle. Unless you have been hibernating for three years or have Gamma Delta Iota tattooed on you upper bicep, then you have noticed quite a few of these so-called fratty clothing companies pushing their products on us. Some of these companies rise up and overcome douchebaggery, causing an exponential increase in GDI head explosions. However, some of these companies lack the necessary prerequisites to ever have their logo be considered a fratty brand. In this article and some subsequent articles in the future, we will examine fratty clothing companies to determine if they are indeed truly fratty. First, we will analyze Coast Apparel.

Coast is headquarted in Pawleys Island, South Carolina and strives to market their apparel to the “college market.” We can read between the lines – that means “fratdaddies and sorostitutes.” Attempting to weed out GDI’s is the best way to ensure that your brand will be accepted by the frat community. Upon purchasing the shirts, we noticed that they were, as expected, of high quality. The crab logo was a decent choice to represent frat. Perhaps most importantly, our pledges had no problems washing out the bar funk and bourbon stains. With no apparent douchebaggish qualities, we will have to deem the Coast brand frat. If you are still searching for a fratty holiday gift, then a Coast polo is a good way to place some frat under the tree.