In our years of douchebag study and observation, we have noted the life-cycle of a douchebag is not much different than the life-cycle of a fratdaddy. Simply put, a douchebag in college tends to be a post-grad douchebag just as one who frats hard in college tends to continue fratting hard once they graduate.
Similarly, those who douche the hardest in college often try to step up their douchebaggery infested activities after they have walked across the stage, just as the frattiest of fratdaddies continue to raise their fratitude for many years after graduation. Here, we present a perfect example of this phenomenon.
The Biggest Post-Grad Douchebag in History
Reading through the site, you will see that the douchebag in question claims to have been active in his college fraternity. This is a very common douchebag cloaking device: the most dangerous of these people will identify and join fraternities that score miserably low on the FrattingHard.com House Fratitude Scale. Not only do these houses give douchebags a false feeling of equality, but their members’ loud, boisterous manner often puts forward a false face for the Greek community. How many times have you read that fraternity men, “Highlight their hair and pop their collars,”? These false stereotypes come from a minority of douchebaggery-stricken houses that pledge guys like this…guys who were, regrettably, born without even the tiniest of frat glands. The danger is unmistakable.
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I’m affraid to ask which fraternity he was in.
Where’d ya’ll find a picture of UFPIKE?
Kinda reminds me of this megadouche I went to high school with:
http://www.dannybates.net
I’m ashamed to read that this guy is an Ivy League graduate.
looks like a kappa sigma to me…
looks like a pike to me
I have to say, after detailed review of his website, this guy is a fag, probably italian too. A true fratter need not ‘brag’ about his accomplishments as the excessive fratmospher he exudes walking down the street speaks for itself.
How did you even find this guy’s site?
I cannot even believe that this man is a real person…he’s clearly a huge promoter of himself…and what the fuck - UPenn is NOT the oldest college/university in the country - that would be Harvard
Anon2,
We have a dedicated team at the FrattingHard.com Douchebag Identification and Re-Education Annex that continually scan the fratmosphere for such abortions.
Such dedication…
DIRE Annex’s work is certainly appreciated by the frat public, such invaluable services are necessary to prevent the induction of common douchebaggery into the respected fratmospher.
Such dedication…
DIRE Annex’s work is certainly appreciated by the frat public, such invaluable services are necessary to prevent the induction of common douchebaggery into the respected fratmosphere.
oops, sorry about the double post
It says on his page that he was a clothing model for Sigma Nu. Makes sense based on their chapter here.
Wow, this guy is a coat-hanger abortion gone wrong. Social chair… I’m sure that they did a bit of swaping with G Phi. Pathetic.
He must be a yankee.
Totally fits the Sigma Nu profile here.
Even some Sigma Nu’s in the South are douchebags…..though not a large percent.
And, I thought William & Mary was the first U.S. college/university??
I don’t think I would guess yankee on this douchebag. San Francisco all the way.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071004/ap_on_re_us/changing_fraternities
w & m is the second oldest college/university in the country…yeah this guy is a complete liar too
That guy went to Wharton my ass. The guy needs needs to learn the subtle art of self-deprecating humor.
For clairification: As far as the “first university” thing it is complicated, see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_university_in_the_United_States#Claimants_and_Potential_Claimants
who gives a fuck what school is the oldest.
they talked about what a douche bag this guy is on q 100 today and read this mean email he sent some woman about how she shouldnt even think she is worthy of hooking up with him and how she needs a gym membership and he will buy one for her– what a douche
Read the SPE article. sounds like a good way to keep the college off your ass, something i know we’re all tired of. predrink with some wine and call it “cultural exposure” then proceed to fratting as usual.
Reminds me of Andy Bernard from The Office
I really hope you arent congratulating the Sig Eps for having a balanced man program. They arent keeping the college off their ass, they are spreading their cheeks and letting the univerity come all over their ass. Thats new row shit man.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and defend this guy.
Gawker.com reprinted the actual emails and it sounds like a woman contacted him with old pictures of herself from when she was actually skinny. He called her out on the old pics and she got incredibly pissed and spread BS about him all over the net.
So in other words, a chick got rejected by him and went around spreading misleading stories about the guy.
Sigma Nu is a dry frat nationally… correct?
The Snus aren’t nationally dry. And Sig Ep makes me sick–
“For years, fraternity pledges were forced to perform menial tasks, memorize arcane fraternity history and willingly submit to verbal and sometimes physical abuse — all to prove their loyalty and devotion to the group.”
Ummm, yeah! It’s the reason that fraternities used to be elite, used to be something to be proud of - not any bum (excuse me, “balanced wimp”) off the streets could join. Pathetic. Man up, and give a nice, fratty finger to the “let’s hug our problems away” pansies scared of traditions and hardship. If they have a problem with pledgeship, then they are more than welcome to not rush / pledge.
Oh, and I forgot to mention - memorizing your fraternity’s “arcane” history is considered abuse? How are you to know the ideals / traditions that make your house worth being a member of without some knowledge of this history? Damn SigEp, I didn’t know a “fraternity” could become so emasculated.
that’s a shame… i shoulda seen it coming from SigEp though
hasn’t happened in mine but i’m seeing other big national fraternities experiencing that same bullshit. that article, clearly written by a GDI(e.g. “arcane history”), even mentions it.
tips for having a fratty halloween - discuss
Damn GDI reporters are just mad because they don’t like secrets and they aren’t worthy enough to join any fraternity.
Definitely a GDI reporter. The sigeps I know still know their shit even though balanced man sucks. They still have “pledges” but call it something different b/c of that lame program. it’s like calling shit, poop.
It must be noticed that all Sig Ep chapters are not BMP in fact the oldest and some of the best run chapters are not BMP at all but a pledging chapter. The older Sig Ep chapters resent the BMP more than you fellas will ever know. We think that they are a joke and tarnish our name.
Arcane history? GDI’s have no idea…
The point of pledgeship is that every man must earn his place in an elite brotherhood. Only the best get in, thats the point dammit.
Totally agree with BMP Sucks, while nationaly I have seen that the majority of the Sigma Phi Epsilon chapters are indeed nothing more than breeding grounds for some of the most extreme douchebaggery I have ever witnessed, there are still a handfull of chapters who instead of bending over to BMP have instead moved their “pledge” opperations underground and continue to frat hard throughout the semester. I am proud to say that my chapter continues to “pledge” in a very secret but no less intense way. All other chapters who suck the fat cock of the BMP should be disrepected at every oppertunity for embracing douchbaggishness and disgraceing the TRUE SigEp’s around the country
lets just face it, unless you are in the south odds are you aren’t fratty.
phialpha…..you hit the nail on the head.
There it is. I was wondering how long it would take to once again regress back to the South/North debate.
Fratty halloween ideas?
dr. christian troy
the late and great Payne Stewart, lots of potential there
Saying that you’re fratty and from anywhere but the south is like saying that the big east is a better football conference than the sec…
I really can’t see what the big deal is. ANYONE who online dates is pathetic. And it seems this guy has this website set up so he can market himself. I think all the writers at gawker.com are just faeries who think that anyone who is a successful WASP and not a Jew new yorker there’s something wrong with you.
I advise every “frat daddy” from up north to drop us a visit south of the GDI (Mason-Dickson) line. You will then understand. However, be ready for some frat gland expansion because you either frat hard or go home.
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