Pledges: Always Empty Your Urine Pot

Also, you may call a blood-and-vomit smeared chair proof of a good time…but the people called “the police” call it “DNA evidence.”

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There are several very disturbing things about this story.  First of all, in perusing the mugshots, we noticed several hairstyles that can be called nothing else but straight douchebaggery.  The first kid looks like he would be less at home at the Frat Castle and more at home in an 80′s cover band called, “Satan’s Popsicle” or some similarly pseudo-hardcore hair band name.  It actually gets worse, as more of the young men appear to have got crazy with the hair gel.  No wonder they were vomiting.

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