We tried to log in to our Facebook account this morning, and much to our horror we received a message that it has been “disabled by an administrator.”
We suspect this to be a guerilla attack by the forces of global douchebaggery…but we are undeterred……..
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Zuckerberg feared a head explosion. It was his only choice.
It’s a God damn GDI guerilla movement.
Facebook profile or not, this is still my alltime favorite website. Homepage actually.
TNsorostitute,
that’s sad. I bet you’re a fat legacy.
haha i lol’d
Uncle Billy Fratliff had his on page on Facebook. Neidermeyer, need more “Fratty Testimonials”, more specifically there needs to a thread for “Uncle Billy Fratliff Fratty Testimonials.” “Fratty.net” used to have one that was 15 pages long of just stories about the Man, the Myth, the Legend. Doesn’t any one else know about the Greatest Character of All Fratlore?
For example:
It didn’t matter who’s house he was at, Billy Fratliff was always the frattiest guy there. If Fratliff was there, it meant your party was just that much frattier. A buddy of mine once found Fratliff fucking his girlfriend. My buddy said he just stood there in shock watching his smoking hot girlfriend get railed by Fratliff. His girlfriend wouldn’t let it stop and Fratliff just laughed and pounded away at this bitch. He said that after about 20 minutes and several innovative positions my buddy had never even heard of before, Fratliff finished blowing his load all over her DD’s. Then as Ratliff pulled up his pants, the bitch began hungrily licking all of Fratliff’s man juice off her tits and moaning as she did so. Billy Boy Fratliff laughed and then punched my buddy in the face, and walked out having never spoken a word throughout the whole thing. He left my buddy’s girlfriend thanking him and begging and crying for more. She told my buddy that it was the most incredible sex she had ever had and “the most amazing and unimagineably exciting experience anyone could ever have.” Ever since then my buddy has loved Fratliff and will run through a crowd just to shake the hand of the Man they call Uncle Billy Fratliff.
What bastard GDI’s. You should create yourself as an organization and have people be your fans. Then you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want.
TravellingFucker,
i bet you’re a douchebag.
Billy Boy Fratliff makes Chuck Norris look like a pussy. I once saw Fratliff Roundhouse kick 8 GDI’s with one kick while getting a blowjob and hailing a cab on 7th Street(ATX). All 8 GDI’s died on impact. But Fratliff, being the kind soul that he is, blew his load all over this chick’s face, (one of the GDI’s girlfriends), and then proceeded to piss all over the 8 corpses. Fratliff’s piss is more powerful than any Holy Water; his piss brought them all back to life, but as pledges for eternity.
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