Be sure to vote in our new monthly poll, where we ask what your plans are for the summer. Please answer honestly, unless you’re serious about answering with response #1…at which point you should probably lie to both us and yourself.
Monthly Poll
Where is your pre-game tailgate spot?
- The Frat Castle (53%, 358 Votes)
- Somewhere Else On Campus (22%, 149 Votes)
- Own/Brother's Apartment Near Stadium (17%, 114 Votes)
- County Jail Drunk Tank (4%, 30 Votes)
- Local Watering Hole (4%, 27 Votes)
Total Voters: 678
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Where exactly is the poll?
…or are we supposed to respond in this area?
Look on the right hand sidebar of the homepage.
Oh dear God, these ATO’s in my dorm last year spent almost the entire month of February on GH 2…it caused me to hate the game with a passion due to the racket coming down the hall waking me up at 9 AM or keeping me from passing out at 4 AM
at least there are some good songs on gh2…cant go wrong with freebird
How can spending summer at the coast not be on the poll?
GH2? Don’t abbreviate things unless you are getting your named stitched into an expensive piece of clothing or cufflinks, or you are talking about the degree you will or have earned (JD,MD, BA).
The Mongoose asks why are you amateurs discussing the merits of Guitar Hero? Lean to play a guitar if you insist on rocking out to your favorite Taking Back Sunday song…fight me
I do not mean to offend, sorry that you think it is a big deal to get your shirts mongrammed, I disagree.
When you have some real money you’ll probably notice that the people with the most money don’t do that, we get our stuff custom taylored. For example, my dress shirts cost $400 each, made by this little Italian guy in Dallas. No label, no monogram, just the best shirt ever.
Monogrammed stuff is good for a shitty golf clubber or a sweaty old doctor/attorney who is slipping by and thinks an extra piece of thread makes them feel like their shirt is custom made.
However: cufflinks, belts and leather goods may be the only exception, but again I would say that monogrammed shirts look very cheap. Im sorry for you if you think a Ralph Lauren or Brooks Brothers shirt is expensive.
$400 a shirt!?!?!?!?! WoWzErS!!!! LoLolzers!!!!
Ed, you reek of poor
While I will most surely be playing golf, rushing and shacking this summer, I see myself drinking more than any of those three, so could that option be added?
When are people going to realize that bragging about how much money you have is not fratty. I don’t know how much money Ed actually has, but I know a few people who probably have more than him. Yes they drive $60,000 trucks and wear $5,000 suits, but they never talk about their money because to talk about your money means you have no class. So Ed, instead of saying you have a $400 custom tailored dress shirt, why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and let a hot bitch at the bar notice and then slay some ass, cause you’re probably not doing much of that right now.
hmmm…gay ato’s, whats new
So, I take your advice and use my fratty connections to pull an internship this Summer (that pays well and requires minimal effort on my part, mind you). Why wasn’t this included in the poll?
Ed, your real initials are probably FAG and you never have been able to get a shirt monogramed. I wear Brooks Brothers, VV, and Polo. I drive a 4-Runner, and my family is wealthy bc we dont buy 400 dollar shirts. People who have always had money dont talk about it…and dont waste it on shirts. We invest it and keep it in the family. I am not trying to brag about money, bc you are right fratty light it is fucking retarded, i am trying to prove a point. The guy you see sporting $400 shirts is trying to show people he’s rich, while the guy wearing the $100 shirt probably is. By the way I have seen hand stiched custom made shirts for around 250 so you are getting ripped off, cunt.
Bargolfpro hit the nail on the head.
Brooks Brothers, etc. is fratty not because of the price, but because of the style. The style is fratty. It’s a style fratdaddies like. It’s not a hard concept.
There are many fratdaddies that could easily drive a luxury car, but choose to drive a Frathoe because it fits their lifestyle better. Does this make them frat less hard? No, it makes them frat harder because they’ve made a choice to buy something that is still good, and also facilitates their fratty lifestyle.
Ed, When you have some REAL money you will not feel the need to flaunt it with custom taylored shirts. Polo/Brooks are great shirts if you are not trying to make up for the fact that your mother works at waffle house and your father sells car insurance. Did your white trash family win the lottery, buy a corvette and move into a “mansion”?
Doug, I agree. The standard fratty shirts offer great conservative style. However, price plays a part in keeping the shirt out of reach from certain d-bags and GDIs. While they may own 5 BB or Polo shirts that they wear over and over, it may be difficult for them to own 2 in every color imaginable.
If you are not playing golf this summer you are not fulfilling your Frat Duties and need to get a better Frattitude. Also if Tiger Woods is your favorite golfer you also need to meditate on what being a Fratdaddy is all about gentlemen. Phil Mickelson is the only clear choice and should be July’s Fratty Celebrity…despite the US Open so far…he is hurt though
Fratplicity, I disagree. The frattiest golfers are Davis Love III and John Daly. Bar none.
Fratorable Mention: Fuzzy Zoeller. What a badass.
no way phil sucks davis love is easily the frattiest golfer in the pga…hes sponsored by polo owns two houses in sea island, georgia where he was born and raised plays with titleist and is a III which usually means old money which equals fratty by nature in the south
Davis is a wus. Payne Stewart was the frattiest golfer in the last twenty years. He had style and could back it up.
referring to yourself in the 3rd person on frattinghard.com= total douchebag move(TDM). those doing it probably listen to taking back sunday themselves. have fun wearing puka shells and talking like bo jackson.
john daly out-frats every other golfer
Who doesn’t love Fuzzy?
Davis Love comes close but i think Daly is more redneck than fratty…(Davis Love does have GA roots, the mecca of Frattitude in my mind) but come Phil is right handed but plays lefty that takes balls and loads of frattitude. Plus phils wife is an ole miss girl which we all know equals some of the finest American choice soristutes!
haha ole miss sorostitutes…i met one in edisto
You forgot freddy couples. easily one of the frattiest golfers ever. ‘92 masters champs, 5 time ryder cup team member, and roomed with golf annoucer Jim Nantz(another fratdaddy) in college
couples is the shit he conered the market on the over sized masters-style visor
i second Payne Stewart being the most fratastic golfer. He pulled off wearing knickers, how many people can safely say they can do that without looking like a complete douchebag. Also, I recently attended a braves series and although they did not win the series, beers were drank and sorostitutes were all over the place. One fratty event which must be attended.
I second Davis Love III on frattitude. Also Daly is quite fratty. Who else can pull off smoking and drinking between strokes? But what about Nicklaus? Aside from being one of the greatest golfers of all time, he also pulled off one hell of a fratshag.
i like Tiger Woods. why? not because of his fratty attire, but because he is the best golfer, and being the best is extremely fratty.
Tiger leads a moderately fratty lifestyle..i mean he does have a hot ass wife…and he bought a 30 million yacht..but he doesnt come from old money and hes from the west coast, not the old south…
What are the frattiest places to road trip to?
Why was fishing not included on the poll? Last time I checked going out on the boat and drinking beer while catching some nice fish on the open ocean was fratty. Not to mention having some hot sorostitutes on the boat. If Payne Stewart were still around he would be kicking some serious ass on tour.
David Toms is fratty.
John Daly is sloppy, yet fratty in his own way, even though he may be a redneck, but c’mon, he goes on a Jack Daniel’s diet to lose weight?
David Love III is fratty.
uofarolltide, LAST TIME I CHECKED, NIKE IS NOT FRATTY.
Offshore fishing should have def. been included, Palmetto, I agree.
if we are going to discuss fratty golfers we must give a posthumous nod to Payne Stewart - that man rocked it on the links no questions asked
To “Fratter” who copied my name on here by posting about road trips today, don’t.
Also, Ben Crenshaw is pretty fratty. Apparently he was a pretty big hazer during his days as a KA at Texas.
If you’re going to discuss fratty golfers, you have to include Brett Quigley. Although he has yet to win a major, he is young and making his way up. Not to mention he is sponsored by Vineyard Vines and always looks the frattiest on the links.
tEXas,
Very good call on Nike not being fratty…LOL…I mean you can usually distinguish fratty golfers by their sponsors..Being sponsored by Polo, and Tag Heuer is truly fratty…..
Kudos on Payne Stewart being a fratdaddy..he was always on the job
I would also like to give a shout for Fuzzy Zoeller!! I played a scramble with him last summer at Prarie Dunes before he got to serious practice for the Senior Open. Hutchinson, Kansas = Not so frattastic…Prarie Dunes Country Club and playing a scramble with Fuzzy = TFM
Using LOL on fratting hard- TDM
Having 2 houses on one of the frattiest islands in the world- TFM
Wearing $400 shirts and running your mouth about it- TDM go back to Miami and match the buckles on your shoes with your earings. I have a lot more productive things to spend my money on, like scotch.
Lucas Glover and Jonathan Byrd are fratty too. Its just too bad Lucas switched from Titleist to Nike golf clubs. I’m a Titleist man and always will be. He also switched from Fairway and Green to Peter Milar apparel. True golfers know that Fairway and Green is very fratty.
Posthumous #1 Fratdaddy Golfer - Payne Stewart
Fratdaddy Golfers to round out your foursome:
J.D., DL III & Fuzzy
Honorable mention: Freddy, Jack, Crenshaw, Toms, Quiqley, Glover & Byrd
Not Fratty enough to spend four hours with: Tiger (unless his wife drives the cart)
Palmetto, I would say peter milar is pretty fratty too
I do agree with you that Peter Milar is fratty. Two things make Toms and Daly fratty are going to an SEC school and playing on their golf team. Doug, maybe the next post could be strictly on golf? It could include fratty courses, equipments, players, etc.
doug,
is having an internship in manhattan, douchebag capital of the world, fratty? while worthwhile from a resume standpoint, is it just better to stay in the south?
I’m going to have to stick with Southern Belle Primer on the issue of monograms. What, exactly, is not fratty about pride in history, ancestry, and family? Having monogrammed everything has got to be as fratty as having your momma’s maiden name for a first or middle name. End of story. Furthermore, monogrammed cuffs show an exquisite attention to detail, which in a man, makes this southern belle swoon.
Which is frattier? To jack off with my left hand or my right? What is frattier? To sleep on my back or on my side? What is frattier? DAMN IT DOUG! I NEED TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING I DO IS FRATTY AND IS APPROVED BY YOU OR I’M NOT GONNA BE COOL!
Some of these questions are so retarded. Is it fratty to work an internship in NYC? If you’re making bank and not doing a lot of work probably. Who cares anyway? Are you going to turn down the internship if Doug deems it unfratty? You know what’s probably not fratty? Asking what’s fratty to people over the internet. Why not just live your life. If your fratty great. If you’re not than you’re not.
hahahaha…AnnoyedFratDaddy..i laughed so hard you almost made me spill my beer
Not gonna lie, Annoyed, this place needed this badly.
annoyed, no one actually lives by this site. its just a joke so that we can compare fratastic stories. there is no way to become fratty just because a website told you to or how to. i mean you could go out and buy a tahoe, a pair of costas, even go to an sec school but that wouldnt change the fact that you’re still a cock loving fag. so relax and go drive your honda civic off a cliff.
im sort of in a bind between what i am getting my bachelors in. I need help! What would you guys see as “frattier”, interior design or a nursing degree
definitely nursing, so you have the opportunity to frat hard while attending nursing school! then again, if you major in interior design, you get to work with all those fabulous colors….or should i say frattabulous colors!
Thanks for the input!! And in nursing school i have the chance to look up the skirts of some of the former sorority girls!!!
its good to see that a good deal of fratty golfers have been named, but one guy that comes to mind that has not been mentioned is brandt snedeker…he played well at oakmont a couple weeks ago and he is def. a fratdaddy if i ever saw one…btw, im glad someone mentioned crenshaw because he was in fact a KA at texas, and also he won the freaking MASTERS twice, you don’t get much more badass than that…And Payne Stewart was the fucking man hands down, no arguments
haha. that came out wrong. i meant to say:
i like tiger woods. i dont care if he doesnt dress fratty or lead a fratty lifestyle. i like him because hes the best golfer to ever live.
My school, OSU just won the baseball national championship for the second year in a row.
We tried to rush a few of these baseball players last year, but they ended up in other fraternities. Regardless, I could not be happier for them or my school.
The victory parade is starting in 45 minutes… and the bars will be having specials right afterwards. Life is good.
Fred Couples - Frattiest golfer. Davis Love III - fratty. Fuzzy and Payne - fratty. Tiger Woods - NOT FRATTY. Nike and saying “LOL” - NOT Fratty
Fratty 21st bday ideas?
yeah. tie a cinder block to your legs and jump in the lake.
I agree with annoyedfratman… I came to this site knowing it was all in fun, as someone mentioned, but some of you “fratdaddies” are taking this too seriously, which is pathetic in the fact that you think joining a frat and doing all the things the site lists will make you any smarter, better looking, happier, or better in any way. If you’re a loser… you’er a loser. That’s just the way it is. You might have more fun for the next 4 years, Ill give you that, but after four years and several pants sizes later, you’re still going to be the same old loser… just older. I think alot of the new money here doesnt realize that fratting hard also includes being sophisticated, worldy, and more importantly a humanitarian and philanthropist. Thats what frats were founded on after all… although getting drunk and meeting hot women is nice too, thats not what it is all about.
By the way, being racist is not what being a fratman is all about. Yes Tiger Woods is very fratty… he is a gentleman and a pro in his field. He would kick your ass. Because he is not a Wasp does not disqualify him from frathood. Once again, white trash making frats look bad.
Bargolfpro is only a pro of slurping on that man pole. D-bag
Talk about a fratty lifestyle:
http://www.orvis.com/store/shop.aspx?dir_id=11716&shop_id=11703
i’m guessing ‘Bargolfpro’ is just the same faggot that goes by the name Mongoose. if not, there is more hardcore douchers posting on this than once thought.
I think there is a confirmed report that not only is bargolfpro a true fratdaddy, but he is a frater of delta lambda phi, america’s premier gay fraternity, cheers buddy youre that guy
That was funny. Annonymous (scaredtoputnameeventhoughthereisnofuckingwaytoknowwhoyouare), saying people like man pole only means you are a faggott. If that is the first insult that comes to your mind, you are a true douchebag and the sooner you realize that the better off you will be.
Bargolfpro do your brothers know that youve tried guys?
How cool are you guys for talking shit about someone you dont know over the internet? You probably play at Bushwood CC
ya’ll need to stop talking so much shit and get back to funny ass stories and fratting hard.
everyone check tihs link out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fratty
this truley deifnes the life fratdaddies/sorortitutes pursue.
only a lame douchebag GDI would disagree with this.
the activites that are listed a very true.
I’m way behind, but Jesper Parnavik is obviously the frattiest golfer. Any man that has as many argyle sweaters and shirts as he does wins the title. I also agree about Payne Stewart
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