Here at FrattingHard.com, we are constantly exploring the fratmosphere for new trends that are emerging in fratty clothing. After all, we can’t all live in the past…in order to survive, we must adapt. As a wise man once said, “Tradition is overrated.”
Over the past few months, several trends have burst onto the fratty fashion scene which we would like to highlight. Like all fads, these should be accepted and incorporated into your life immediately and without thought or question.
Bigger IS Always Better: The Large Label Polo
Simply put, your polo shirts with small logos on the breast are outdated, and should be either burned or donated to charity, where they will be given to poor people who will burn them because even the homeless wouldn’t be caught dead in a Brooks Brother’s polo with that tiny Golden Fleece. The Large Logo Polo is in, and the ladies down at the club can’t wait for you to get your hands on a closet full of them. Suggested accessories: sweat bands and henna tattoos.
Show Your State Pride: Vintage “State” T-Shirts
We’re all used to seeing the trite, overused shows of state pride that many fratdaddies and sorostitutes love to flaunt…the Palmetto tree for South Carolina, the Lone Star for Texas, the “classic” flag for Georgia…all are boring and tired. How can you show your state pride while still showing your keen fashion sense? Vintage “State” t-shirts off the internet. In fact, any faux-vintage t-shirt will do. Trust us, fellas…you put on your “Canada: America’s Hat” shirt, and her drawers will come off.
Get In Touch With Your Feminine Side, End Up Touching Her Feminine Side: Eye Shadow
Why do women wear makeup? Uhm…to look better. So why aren’t you wearing it, as well? A healthy dose of eye shadow tells the world, “I am comfortable in my own skin, and I don’t care if random people on the street think I’m carney folk.”
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