I just got into medical school / law school / graduate school. Is this fratty?
Doctors, lawyers, and business executives are all fratty occupations and all, except for possibly the business executive, require extra education. Therefore, it is fratty if one must spend extra time on campus in order to one day have a fratty occupation. Just remember to not abort your presumably fratty ways by continuously studying instead of taking part in all the activities you once did on a regular basis as an undergraduate.
What is the appropriate inseam length or short-knee relationship for a fratdaddy?
Ideally, shorts should not extend below three inches above the knee. In the past, your professors have frattabbed by paying tailors to alter shorts to avoid them from appearing as the same length as jorts (jean-shorts), a favorite among GDI’s engaging in hardcore douchebaggery. Inseam measurements will help you the most in your quest for appropriate lengths. Five to seven inch inseams are the best for a fratdaddy of average height. For an example of fratting hard in regards to short length, watch Tom Selleck (Fratty Celebrity of the Month in January) in an episode of Magnum P.I.
What styles of hair are considered fratty?
For an undergraduate, nothing can beat the frat staple of hairstyles, the fratshag (see the dictionary). The fratshag says, “I have a normal, conservative hairstyle yet I frat so hard that I do not have time to waste at a barbershop.” If you are unable to grow a fratshag because of genetics, then try to emulate the hairstyle as close as possible. Since professionalism is a concern in the business world, the post-grad fratdaddy must get their ears lowered at more frequent intervals than his undergrad equivalent. Mostly, avoid the pitfalls that will certainly cause you to have an unfratty hairstyle. If your hairstyle involves a hair-care product, then it cannot be fratty. As we have stated before, shampoo should be the only thing that is ever placed on your hair.
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