Q: Is bicycling to class frat?
A: No. Never.
Q: Is it fratty to take a party date out to dinner before the party?
A: Yes, but we have to be careful to not hearken back days of high school…this isn’t senior prom. To alleviate this concern, the first thing to remember is that dinner is the first step in the night’s pre-drinking. This serves dual purposes. Besides getting the party started, so to speak, it also presents a great opportunity to show off your frattabbing prowess. We recommend going to eat in medium to large groups (frat packs) to create a party atmosphere wherever you decide to go.
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whats the frattiest way to get rid of a girl, with class
It is an unfortunate truth that there are times when one must part with a formerly favored sorostitute. The key to doing this with typical fratdaddy class is recognizing the situation that is brought on by the girl’s own behavior. If you have a date that comes to a party and then makes it abundantly clear that she has no intention of fratting hard, a full fledged deformaization may be necessary. It should be explained to her first what the problem is, and she should be given a chance to rectify the situation. Once she has been alerted to the problem, you should have no qualms about going and having fun with other sorostitutes. She has been given notice of the problem, and if she ignores the chance to compromise then she does so at her own peril.
In cases where the girl did not do anything wrong herself, more tact is needed. Ideally, you will have time to let her off easy by simply scaling back phone calls and invitations until it becomes obvious to her that you are best going your separate ways. If it must be broken off immediately, do so as nicely as possible. A face-to-face meeting is not necessary, but nothing more impersonal than a phone call is recommended.
ive noticed that northern fraternities do not frat as hard as the ones down south. northern fraternitities do not dress fratty at all and act obnoxious trying to be fratty. do us all a favor up there above the mason dixon line and stay up there!
I have recently been introduced to the Daniel Cremieux clothing line, it seems quite Fratty, but i wondered what where your thoughts.
Cremieux can be really hit or miss. Some of their more conservative styles are definitely fratty (especially in the fratty winter sweater department). Other styles tread into sure douchebaggery. As always, use your fratty judgment to determine what is acceptable. The rule of thumb is “conservative and traditional”.
What bands are fratty?
Merrick,
Stay tuned, because we’re going to do a music related post very soon that will answer your question completely.
Thanks for bringing somethin like this back. TFM!!
Lets say your walking to class and it jus so happens you run into one of your brothers and he throws you an ice cold brew. What do you do? do you….
A) Hand him back the beer because you have class
B) First and foremost whip out your coozie out of your back pocket and man your beer
C) Take your keys out of your pocket and shotgun it
D) Drink it regularly
B) and then calm cool and collectedly drink it in your class cuz you know that you’re better than the rest of the kids in there and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about it
Fellow Fratstar, I have a dillema. I am in a disagreement with a friend of mine and I decided to appeal to a higher power. The question is… which is more frat? Harry Potter or Star Wars?
DE -
We consulted our Department of Fratty Cinematography about this question, and they laughed at us and then kicked us in the crotch. After we got up, they told us what little was fratty about each.
HP goes to a private high school, which is fratty. We’d probably also shack with that chick in the movies when she hits legal age. As for the Star Wars group, the Jedi are an exclusive class that only the best are selected for, which is fratty. However, both of those movie sagas are best left to the guys down at the chess club.
Doug,
Your answer to my Harry Potter vs. Star Wars question was just what I was looking for. Thank you for backing me up on that one. One more question for you: Spring Break is coming up for many fratstars across the nation. What, in your opinion, is worthy frattire to hit the beaches in? (This might be a good topic for a new Fratting 101 Lesson).
DE3,
You’re in luck…we’re putting up a complete guide to Spring Break later this week.
Thanks for reading.
Doug and DE-
About the whole star wars and HP thing. Even though it is not very fratty, HP is definitely more fratty than star wars. Just pronounce GDI as a word and you will see why. It comes out as Jedi. At my school many fratdaddys call GDI’s Jedi’s and so it is simple to see that They are extremely unfratty even if they have the “force” to help them.
Damn Hazemaster……that is very creative. Good job.
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