Two-A-Days - Noun: Process where one obtains a drunktaneous state early the day, goes to sleep to recharge one’s frat gland, and then obtains a drunktaneous state again in the same day.
ex. I achieved the perfect two-a-day by getting drunktaneous at the early football game, shacking afterward, and then going back out to celebrate the victory that night.


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I woke up drunk this morning and took a power nap at lunch. This afternoon I was in the middle of a two-a-day pounding frat water when I passed out again. Later that night, at the Supper Club, it became a three-a-day.
We always run two a days for Big Ten Football games. Frat water in the morning and bourbon-cokes all night.
SLUperbowl
the big ten has football games?
Frattysouth.net is a joke. Your “fratter of the month” looks like the biggest fag on campus. There is nothing fratty about spilling beer all over your self while looking like Screech.
I have noticed, as I’m sure others have, that frattinghard.com has hit a dry spell in updates/information. Niedermeyer and Stratton: how do you feel about submitted articles?
Robert Hoover, Chapter President
Good news Robert: two major articles coming this week…one of them tonight.
I can think of way better ways to recharge my frat gland. Sleep is for GDIs and not fratty.
“FratMax” is a tool. That is Scott Grifo.
are we supposed to know who scott griffo is?
He skipped rush to go dove hunting
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