Fratty Self-Improvement Tip #1

When you go to bed tonight, ask yourself:

1)  Did I frat as hard today as I possibly could?
2)  Did I miss any opportunities to boost my fratitude?
3)  Did I make those around me frattier by fratmosis?
4)  When I wake up tomorrow, will my fratitude be higher though my actions than it was when I woke up today?
5)  In what ways can I be a frattier fratdaddy/sorostitute tomorrow?

If you do this every day, you’ll be seeing more and more of these everywhere you go: