Dictionary

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Bar Association - Noun: Group of fratdaddies/sorostitutes, all hailing from different houses, that know each other extremely well from almost nightly trips to the bars; usually campus’s leading authority on which establishments are most favored by the Greek community

Bar Belle - Noun: Sorostitute who is known for her tendency to be out at the bars on almost any given night of the week; often provides “Plan C” shacking opportunities

Bar Funk - Noun: the elements of the floor of a bar that generally attach to a fratdaddy’s or sorostitute’s shoes, making them blacker in color.

Bench Warmer - Noun: Backup date that you secure prior to a formal/cocktail as a protective measure in case your primary choice cannot attend.

Bronzing - Verb: the process of acquiring a natural tan while laying out by a lake, ocean, river, or pool and consuming alcoholic beverages

Crotch Stuffing - Verb: - Typically performed by a fratdaddy to sneak various bottled liquids into an event, it is the action of placing multiple miniatures in the crotch area and having said miniatures secured by an appropriate undergarment.

Deformalize - Verb: the act of a fratdaddy or sorostitute dumping their date prior to or during a fraternity or sorority formal or cocktail. This term only applies when the action is taken by the person who’s fraternity or sorority is hosting the event.

Douchebag - Noun: one who practices douchebaggery

Douchebaggery - Noun/Verb: actions (or engaging in actions or thoughts) often promulgated by GDI’s and other unfratty persons; actions which fratdaddies and sorostitutes never engage in

Drunktaneous - Adjective: the state of being overly obnoxious due to extreme intoxication

Fratastrophe - Noun: a catastrophic occurrence upon a situation that is deemed to be fratty in nature.

Frat Castle - Noun: slang term for the fraternity house

Fratdaddy - Noun: A male who is currently active in his fraternity or is continuing a fratty lifestyle after graduation.

Frathoe - Noun: Chevrolet Tahoe sport utility vehicle. Commonly driven by fratty people; term may be applied to other brands of large trucks or SUV’s.

Fratio - Noun: the area adjacent to a frat castle (or home of a fratdaddy or fratdaddies) where the grilling of meats, boiling of crawfish, and consuming of frat water occurs

Fratitude - Noun: the state of mind at which one embraces those things that are truly fratty and rejects those things which exemplify douchebaggery

Fratfit - Noun: An extremely fratty complete outfit.

Frat Lap - Noun: a circular lap made in a fratty vehicle around a prominent part of campus in an effort to check out hot sorostitutes; best done around sorority row during the time leading up to and during rush activities

Fratling(s) - Noun: The underaged offspring of a fratdaddy and a sorostitute

Fratmosis - Noun: The diffusion of fratitude from fratty people and activities into a situation, activity, or person/persons which was previously of the douchebag persuasion

Fratmosphere - Noun: a location or situation where the level of fratitude far exceeds the level of douchebaggery

Fratology - Noun: the study of fratting hard

Frat Potato - Noun/Verb:Sorostitute who has been or is being “passed around” a particular fraternity to the point where she has shacked with a significant percentage of the members of that house; also refers to the act of participating in the above situation (i.e. “Playing frat potato”)

Fratshag - Noun: Hair style characterized by front hair line “shagging” down to the eyes. Always worn free of any hair product.

Frat Tabbing - Verb: running up a substantial tab at a bar, restaurant, or social club

Frat Tuck - Noun: The style of a fratdaddy of tucking only the front of his solid colored or button up Polo into his shorts, slacks, or jeans. Seen most often in the spring.

Frat Water - Noun: Term for beer used by fratdaddies/sorostitutes who have developed such a high tolerance that beer has little impact on their level of sobriety

Gameday Exception - Noun: Exception made for apparrel that is not acceptable in everyday situations, but is fratty when worn at your university’s most major sporting events

GDI - Noun/Adjective: Abbreviation/Euphemism for someone who’s not in a fraternity/sorority

Mid-Frat Crisis - Noun: Unexplainable phenomenon where a fratty person eschews fratty ways and begins practicing acts of douchebaggery.

Monstrostitute - Noun: A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution

Mulligan - Noun: the act of breaking up with one’s former fratdaddy/sorostitute of choice for a second time when the unfortunate party’s drunktaneousness during the first event prohibits them from remembering the initial act

Newbies - Noun: New Balance brand running shoes that are commonly worn by fraternity pledges. Usually grey in color.

New Boy - Noun: Person who is a candidate for initiation into a fraternity/sorority; male variety enjoys mopping, sweeping, washing cars, scrubbing walls, driving brothers to class, and reciting information on demand.

Permashacker - Noun: A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.

Pledge Taxi - Noun The service called upon by a member of a fraternity when he needs to commute without the hassle of parking his Frathoe

Pledge Wall - Noun: The protective barrier formed when pledges surround a brother at a sporting event so to prevent any nearby security personnel from seeing the brother mix a drink.

Predrink - Verb: Preparing to go to a formal gathering by participating in an informal gathering where the primary objective is to get drunktaneous

Rushee - Noun: one who aspires to receive a bid from a fraternity or sorority

Rushee Beer - Noun: beer (typically Milwaukee’s Best, Natural Light, or Pabst Blue Ribbon) that is so cheap and of such low quality that it is reserved for rushees at a fraternity party

Shacking - Verb: The act of a fratdaddy and sorostitute sleeping in the same bed.

Shack Pack - Noun: A change of clothes, toothbrush, and other necessary items packed by sorostitute before she leaves her home to prepare for an overnight stay elsewhere

Shackwear - Noun: A fraternity t-shirt worn by sorostitutes after shacking at a fratdaddy’s house to avoid doing the walk of shame in her attire from the previous night.

Sorostitute - Noun: A female who is currently active in her sorority or is continuing a fratty lifestyle after graduation (for picture, see fratdaddy)

Top-siders - Noun: Style of shoe made by Sperry, almost exclusively referring to the particular style known as “boat shoes”. Common shoe for anyone fratting hard in casual or business casual situation

Total Frat Move - Noun: An action taken by a fratdaddy or sorostitute that contains characteristics which are deemed to be totally of a fratty nature, therefore making the action a total frat move

Two-A-Days - Noun: Process where one obtains a drunktaneous state early the day, goes to sleep to recharge one’s frat gland, and then obtains a drunktaneous state again in the same day.

Walk of Shame - Noun: The walk a sorostitute must make after shacking at a fratdaddy’s house.

Wall-sit - Verb: The act of a sorostitute placing her back against the wall and squatting in an effort to tone her muscles while releasing unwanted liquid intake.