Since we are in the summer semester here at the Institute of Fratology, we believe that lecturing on a summertime activity was in order. This brings us to lesson #8 in your Fratty 301 class, which will examine a night at the baseball park.
A night at the ballpark can be made fratty if properly executed. A game that starts between 6:00 – 8:00, like most, will provide an optimal opportunity to bridge the gap between dinner and debauchery. Your trip should not be about peanuts and crackerjacks, but about pregaming/drinking and frat tabbing. A lot of stadiums, especially the major league ones, have substantial bar and dining areas to frat tab by coating your stomach and adjusting your brain for the morally casual decision making skills necessary for the remainder of the evening. Simply put, a baseball game is a great locale substitute for a preparty.
Also, you may need to decide whether to attend a major or minor league game. Preferably, you will be in close proximity, and by that, we mean a reasonable driving distance, to a major league stadium. If a major league park is not an option, then a minor league ballpark, depending on the amenities, may accomplish the same fratmosphere. In fact, most minor league parks run promotions that will allow your party to drink the organization into the red before the 7th inning.
Therefore, round up some fratdaddies and call your favorite Plan A’s, because it is time to watch roided up freaks hit dingers while chugging $7 adult libations to start off the night frat.
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