Fratting 101: Fratty Wardrobe, Lesson #1, Part 2

Ladies, the professors of www.frattinghard.com are Title IX supporters and we are here to take care of your fratting needs. Like fratdaddies, sorostitutes must take special care regarding their looks. Any mistakes made in the following categories will prevent any woman from ever stepping foot in a frat castle. If you wish to frat hard, abide by the following guidelines set forth below:

Hair: Unlike with fratdaddies, many different hairstyles are acceptable for sorostitutes in the frat world. The key is to keep your hairstyle conservative. Highlights are allowed, as long as they are properly done. The so-called “skunk look,” as seen below, must be avoided. To ensure the proper sorostitute look, you shoud extend the practice of frat tabbing to the beauty salon. The more money you spend at a reputable hair stylist, the better. No amount is too high to make sure that you are able to reel in the frattiest of the frat daddies.

Make-up: Make-up should be worn in public at all times. The last thing you want is a fratdaddy to see you without make-up, which will guarantee that you will not be asked to any fraternity function by him or his fratty brothers anytime in the near future. When it comes to make-up, a sorostitute should avoid looking like a whore, which is just a step shy of face painting, as you can see from the following picture. Any extreme colors should only be worn for certain fraternity or sorority social functions, such as 80’s parties or pimps n’ hoes swaps/mixers. Finally, lip gloss is a must for any sorostitute. When that time of the night comes around when your frat daddy wants to seal the deal, dry lips are definitely a deal breaker.

Tanning: A sorostitute should have a nice, healthy tan. Bronzing is the preferred way to achieve the perfect tan. Unlike frat daddies, it is permissible for a sorostitute to enter a tanning salon, but avoid visiting the salon so much that you end up looking like a Christmas turkey that’s been cooking at 350 degrees for 5 hours.. There is such a thing as being too tan. Here’s a test: if it’s December, and you have sunburn on any part of you body, you’ve been tanning too much. As for spray tan, it is never permissible. Remember our day-glo orange friend from Part One of this guide. You do not want to look like your tan is fake. Although there are some establishments that may be able to provide you with a quick fix tan that looks half way natural, this is a shot in the dark which should be avoided. If you really care about being on the speeddial of frat daddies across campus, you’ll take care to avoid this type of quick fix that will leave you looking like one of the two bit wanna be’s that hangs out at the local coffee shop waiting to pick up guys after their ultimate frisbee tournament.

Body Piercings: Piercings are simple for sorostitues: one hole in each earlobe. Should you already have a piercing of another area of your body, stop wearing jewelry in that area immediately. For navel piercings, there is no other way to put this: this isn’t high school, this isn’t senior trip, and this isn’t the Redneck Riveria. Put a pearl in each ear and let any other holes in your body that you weren’t born with heal up. The holes on your body that were God given are sufficient for any respectable frat daddy.

Jewelry: Pearls and small diamonds are highly recommended jewelry items that can easily be worn by sorostitutes on a daily basis. Even though you may not feel like putting on the pearls for your 8 o’clock class, doing so is just a part of being a sorostitute. Yes, the girl that sits beside you may have come to class in no makeup, no jewelry, and wearing pajama pants…but you came wearing pajama pants with makeup and pearls. This communicates to the frat daddies on campus that you had a great time the night before, but you’re still all class, and are ready to go again tonight. Cheap and costume jewelry should never be part of a sorostitute’s attire. These items tell everyone in the room that you knew you should have worn some jewelry, thus giving you a chance to frat hard, but you took the easy way out and went home instead.

Following these rules will ensure you a lifetime of fratting hard with the frattiest of frat daddies. Before going out in public, think to yourself, “Would a fratdaddy let me meet his parents looking like this?” This is important, because his dad is probably a judge or a CEO of a major company. If the answer is no, re-read this guide and make the appropriate changes. If the answer is yes, then keep doing what you’re doing and go frat hard with no lunch breaks.