As you esteemed Fratology students well know, the Institute of Fratology has selected a Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month for the past several months to be displayed on the homepage of our learning center. To recap how you apply for this prestigious award, you must be friends with Doug on Facebook. Next, you must send Doug a Facebook message with your frattiest picture and a description as to why you should be the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month. Remember, only submit a picture of yourself at your frattiest. We want to see why you frat the hardest. It is acceptable to use “photoshop” to remove others from your submission.
You may be curious as to why we are wasting your precious drinking time repeating information you already know. That is because we want you to know there is now a free prize associated with winning the award. Each recipient of the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month Award will receive one free “winyah” polo from Coast Apparel. So, have a pledge take some pictures of you at your frattiest and maybe you will get the recognition you deserve.
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to make it more interesting why not take the top five entries and have us vote for the winner, and blackball the rest??
I’d rather have a GDI of the month contest. I see fratastic people all day; I’d rather puke in disgust after seeing the GDIest campus photo of the month. I’ll see if I can get an up close picture of “The Situation”.
I don’t know about a GDI of the month, but it’s just about time we had a doucheoff. We haven’t had one of those in a long time. I’ll have to be on the hunt for some fresh pictures.
When will you choose the fratdaddy of the month?