As you esteemed Fratology students well know, the Institute of Fratology has selected a Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month for the past several months to be displayed on the homepage of our learning center. To recap how you apply for this prestigious award, you must be friends with Doug on Facebook. Next, you must send Doug a Facebook message with your frattiest picture and a description as to why you should be the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month. Remember, only submit a picture of yourself at your frattiest. We want to see why you frat the hardest. It is acceptable to use “photoshop” to remove others from your submission.
You may be curious as to why we are wasting your precious drinking time repeating information you already know. That is because we want you to know there is now a free prize associated with winning the award. Each recipient of the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month Award will receive one free “winyah” polo from Coast Apparel. So, have a pledge take some pictures of you at your frattiest and maybe you will get the recognition you deserve.
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I recently have came across a problem that is a BIG problem. I go to Bass Pro to buy me some Costa’s today. Well I literally try on every pair and none fit my face the way they should. They are either too small or too big and what not. The question is do I buy a pair and sacrifice a little bit? Or do I settle for another type of sunglasses?
SECfratshag,
Try some raybans, cant go wrong there.
SECfratshag,
You’re trying way to hard. If you have to ask our permission to look awkward just to have the carbon lenses and a c on your glasses, kill yourself.
Get something you like spunkeater.
A) Bass Pro doesn’t have every type of Costa Del Mar. There is bound to be a pair of Costas that fit you. They make a frame for every size face.
B) If they don’t work, Maui Jim makes sunglasses that are every bit as good as far as optical quality goes (I have MJs and CDM 580), but they don’t make the mirrored blue or green lenses that seem to be so popular.
C) If you somehow cannot manage to find something that works in either of these brands, try Guidelines by Fisherman’s Eyewear. Make sure you get glass lenses though.
SAE- if I just “wanted carbon lenses and a c” I would have bought a pair that didn’t fit now wouldn’t I? I’m exploring all my options.
Howhardcanitbe- I appreciate the help. I’m looking into getting some MJ’s pretty soon I hope.
SEC Fratchag – First, you do kind of sound like you’re trying a little too hard as your name indicates. Not really trying to be a dick, though.
The CDM Fathom is pretty forgiving and fits most. Here’s what I did with my newest Hapoon’s… they didn’t fit perfectly so I took them to my optometrist and they made the necessary adjustments. You could probably have it done for free at any optical store.
I wouldn’t really worry too much about brands. If you’re inherently fratty by nature, no one could give a shit as to what brand glasses you’re wearing…..