Frat vs. GDI #8 (Off-Campus Housing Edition)

While many fratdaddies live in the frat castle, others decide to take up residence in a nearby apartment, condo, or house.  Similarly, some GDI’s escape the bounds of the dorm to get a place of their own.  We will now examine the differences between these two lifestyles as it relates to off-campus living.

Apartment Style
Frat:  Luxury apartment or condo, or near-campus three bedroom home. 
GDI:  Studio apartment with hotplate and window-mounted air conditioner. 

Amenities
Frat:  Swimming pool, tennis court, and oversized parking place for Frathoe.
GDI:  Bike rack and chalk outline next to dumpster.

Home Furnishings
Frat:  Leather couch and plasma screen TV.
GDI:  Grandmother’s old flower print sofa and milk-crate coffee table.

Bedroom
Frat:  King size bed complete with sorostitute’s thong on floor.
GDI:  Bunk bed complete with Star Wars comforter. 

Kitchen
Frat:  Refrigerator stocked with premium frat water.
GDI:  Refrigerator stocked with Snapple.