While many fratdaddies live in the frat castle, others decide to take up residence in a nearby apartment, condo, or house. Similarly, some GDI’s escape the bounds of the dorm to get a place of their own. We will now examine the differences between these two lifestyles as it relates to off-campus living.
Apartment Style
Frat: Luxury apartment or condo, or near-campus three bedroom home.
GDI: Studio apartment with hotplate and window-mounted air conditioner.
Amenities
Frat: Swimming pool, tennis court, and oversized parking place for Frathoe.
GDI: Bike rack and chalk outline next to dumpster.
Home Furnishings
Frat: Leather couch and plasma screen TV.
GDI: Grandmother’s old flower print sofa and milk-crate coffee table.
Bedroom
Frat: King size bed complete with sorostitute’s thong on floor.
GDI: Bunk bed complete with Star Wars comforter.
Kitchen
Frat: Refrigerator stocked with premium frat water.
GDI: Refrigerator stocked with Snapple.


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Snapple? Fucking shower in that shit
snapple is delicious
leather couch and huge plasma screen tv is guido and new money. having your grandparents’ old couches is probably frattier unless tyhe couch is absolute shit
yea really why you hating on snapple
leather couch is great for spilling beer on but the plasma tv i dont really know about personally i prefer my LCD for sports center
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