Frat vs. GDI #7 (A Day in the Life)

July 7th, 2007 Posted in Fratting Hard

8:00 A.M.
Frat:  Kick sorostitute out of bed, have pledge drive her back to sorority house, go back to sleep.
GDI:  Walk into Physics class that doesn’t actually start until 9:00 so you can get a front row seat.

12:00 P.M.
Frat:  Stumble out of bed, go to dining room and have lunch; get in a quick pledge line-up.
GDI:  Install more powerful graphics hardware into computer for more realistic World of Warcraft experience.

4:00 P.M.
Frat:  Just finished 18 holes and 18 beers.  Missed both classes, but sorostitute friend has notes for you from each of them when you get back to the house.
GDI:  Just finished studying at library.  Heading to campus cafeteria for dinner.

8:00 P.M.
Frat:  Pay for frattab at restaurant ($152, plus tip).  Go back to the house to continue pre-drinking.
GDI:  Enter Star Wars chat room in hopes of meeting his own Princess Leia.  Removes cargo pants.

12:00 P.M.
Frat:  Enter Greek bar.  Prepare to frattab and scope out shacking opportunities. 
GDI:  Go to bed to get plenty of sleep for class the next day.  “Shack” with right hand. 

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