8:00 A.M.
Frat: Kick sorostitute out of bed, have pledge drive her back to sorority house, go back to sleep.
GDI: Walk into Physics class that doesn’t actually start until 9:00 so you can get a front row seat.
12:00 P.M.
Frat: Stumble out of bed, go to dining room and have lunch; get in a quick pledge line-up.
GDI: Install more powerful graphics hardware into computer for more realistic World of Warcraft experience.
4:00 P.M.
Frat: Just finished 18 holes and 18 beers. Missed both classes, but sorostitute friend has notes for you from each of them when you get back to the house.
GDI: Just finished studying at library. Heading to campus cafeteria for dinner.
8:00 P.M.
Frat: Pay for frattab at restaurant ($152, plus tip). Go back to the house to continue pre-drinking.
GDI: Enter Star Wars chat room in hopes of meeting his own Princess Leia. Removes cargo pants.
12:00 P.M.
Frat: Enter Greek bar. Prepare to frattab and scope out shacking opportunities.
GDI: Go to bed to get plenty of sleep for class the next day. “Shack” with right hand.
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