Getting To Class
Frat: Making a pledge drive
GDI: Riding a bicycle or driving a Honda Element
Gas Mileage
Frat: Less than 10 MPG
GDI: 30 MPG or greater
Vehicle Tag
Frat: University name and/or logo
GDI: Their name…airbrushed
Vehicle Stickers
Frat: Greek letters and/or University name
GDI: P.E.T.A. or Apple Computer Logo
Wheels
Frat: Factory
GDI: Plastic spinners from Wal-Mart
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[...] Now, before moving on to what not to wear, we must say a word about putting stickers on your vehicle that contain a logo of any of the above brands (or any clothing brand at all, for that matter). This is a scourge that has, unfortunately, seriously infiltrated fratdom. As we said in Frat v. GDI #3: Vehicle Edition, there are only two stickers that should be on your vehicle: your fraternity letters and your university name OR logo. Simply put, placing clothing brand stickers on your vehicle is a classic example of trying to hard to frat hard. You may think that you are going all out, but in actuality you are just going home. Now, on to what not to wear… [...]
you should always have your “W” sticker on your car. Bush the second is way fratty. and always have your ducks umlimted or north face sitckers seen as well.
You cant be serious, putting any university sticker or ESPECIALLY greek letters on you car is a total douche bag move that Ide only expect from maybe a SIg Ep
Bush For Life- For the record Ducks Unlimited.. GAY and North Face stickers? Its cool if you wear it but advertising it on you car is gay
NRA stickers are frat.
Browning hunting stickers are also acceptable,
I’m gonna have to disagree with Matt. A university sticker on your car is very acceptable, esp. if you went to a great school. Maybe you’re ashamed of your institution, and maybe you didn’t get into your first-choice frat, but sporting those 2 stickers is not a douche move.
I agree with GH,
Dont over do it with gaudy letters, but small conservative letters are def. acceptable.
99 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo? Fratty?
Grand Cherokee- nearly fratty, but more likely the ideal soristitute people mover. When in doubt, go bigger. In this case, a Jeep Commander.
And I don’t know where to bring this up, but is Bush Jr. really all that fratty? Granted, occupying Iraq is a fine move, but the Patriot Act goes against the old-days Southern democratic liberties that brothers from all generations should be able to enjoy.
Almost anything jeep is fratty. It’s an American Classic with a new German accent thanks to those guys over at Daimler-Benz.
I would have to say that Bush the second is much less fratty than say Ronald Reagan. W is rather poorly dressed in comparison to other world leaders and doesn’t follow the basic rules of general frattire very well at all. Sorry boys, I’m going to have to veto the bush = fratty comment.
How is a DU sticker gay? Duck hunting is the second frattiest outdoor activity next to sportfishing… Your comment suggests that you are a PETA supporting GDI. This thought coming from a charter captain/fratstar.
Letters on your truck aren’t fratty (if you can’t refer to your vehicle as a truck, get a new one.) It might be okay freshman year when you just got initiated and you’re still creaming your pants, and might even carry over to sophomore year, but by junior year it’s time to move on.
You shouldn’t need letters on the truck to show people you’re fratty–it’s like a frattat for your vehicle. Everyone can tell from the croakies hanging from the rearview, the handful of Masters hats lying on your dash, the leg out the window, the beer cans in the bed, and the sorostitute riding shotgun, that you’re a true fratdaddy. Putting letters on your vehicle simply shows you aren’t secure about it.
Ducks Unlimited and Browning stickers had a good run in high school but aren’t fratty; everyone does it, we don’t need it proclaimed across the back windshield.
Putting stickers from clothing companies on your car is like putting gel in your hair: unacceptable in any circumstance. Additionally, fraternity letters: totally acceptable but not necessary. However, if you have them on, please do not disgrace your fraternity by driving like a GDI out of hell.
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