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Day One:
Frat – Depart with frat brothers and sorostitutes to stay at parent’s beach house for the week
GDI - Bike to local dollar store to buy frisbee
Day Two:
Frat - Bronze and drink on beach during day, throw gigantic beach house party at night
GDI - Lose in first round of local park’s ultimate frisbee tournament
Day Three:
Frat - Crowned Spring Break drinking champion, shack with sorostitute from another university
GDI - Depart with mother for annual Star Wars convention
Day Four
Frat - Deep sea fishing during day, throw massive grilling out/open bar party at night
GDI - Receive trophy for Most Authentic Darth Vader Costume
Day Five
Frat - Golf in the morning, bronzing in the afternoon, and serious frattabbing at night
GDI - Arrive home, review syllabi & map out study plan for the final two months of semester
Day Six
Frat - Call father for more money, blow it all on frattabbing, shack with yet another sororstitute from another university
GDI - Trip to dermatologist, then play Halo 3 for 12 straight hours
Day Seven
Frat - Sunburned and still drunk, drive frat brothers and sorostitutes that will still speak to you back to campus
GDI - Pale and still sober, have mommy drive you and bicycle back to campus
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