Establishment of Choice
Frat: Bar hopping to multiple establishments frequented by sorostitutes
GDI: Bar that is “hopping” with aging hippies
Frattabbing
Frat: Tab on the credit card that is over 3 digits in under 30 minutes.
GDI: Drinking water after $10 bill found outside library runs out
Bartender’s Orders
Frat: Nothing but top shelf bourbon
GDI: Nothing but well vodka and cranberry
Time to Go Home
Frat: Leaves early with Plan A sorostitute
GDI: Leaves early to “party” with Plan A sorostitute’s beach trip pictures on Facebook
Tipping
Frat: Tip buys bartender a full tank of gas
GDI: Bartender refuses 75 cent tip out of sympathy
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