After a long Easter weekend…and we hope yours was filled with good times and plenty of seersucker…we’re ready to get back into the FRAT MADNESS tourment. This time, we’re starting on the right side of the bracket, and I’ll have to say, every single one of these matchups is independently compelling. It’ll be interesting to see how this shakes out…
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Don’t let the money at SMU fool you. Ofcourse it is a staple of fraternalism to be wealthy but being a snobby cokehead is not. Baton Rouge (or Louisiana’s liquor laws in general) is extremely frat and this is coming from a Texan. Ever been to an SMU tailgate? Didn’t think so.
Ole Miss will always win. We may not be the most fratty ever, but we are by far the frattiest in the SEC. Hands down.
Mizzou has a tradition of frat, Florida is a bunch of guidos
Look for an easy SMU upset, however.
TIGER BAIT!!!
is this a 16-seed versus a 1 seed? The only apparrel seen at TCU consists of Polo, Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, Southern Proper, etc. etc. Costas and Ray Bans cover the frat-swoops of the people here that go out and frat hard every day. Tahoes are abundant, along with your ever-classy and always-fratty Infiniti, Beamer, or Benz. All that can be heard throughout the grounds at TCU is Allman Brothers, Casey Donahew, and the tracks of FratMusic.com. FratMusic.com or Margaritaville.com is the defualt page for the frattesr and sorostitutes here. And ah, the sorostitues…. TCU girls always keep it classy, soristituting with their pearls and fratty attire, desiring to please the ratters’ needs. As Fratters cruise in their Tahoes, Costas shining bright in the Texas sun, bright-colored polos drawing attention, and Jimmy Buffett echoing off the buildings, we know we are better than the ever-decreasing GDI population (TCU is over 40% greek).Minorities are not worth mentioning. To top it off, TCU is a top business school, ranked higher in BusinessWeek than any other school in this bracket at #30. So while we frat hard like we know how to in Horned Frog country, we can land a super-frat job and become the frattiest business leaders in the business community.
Ole Miss, SMU, Florida, & TCU
good joke
I agree with Ole Miss winning, I have visited friends there plenty of times and have witnessed the extreme frattiness that is Ole Miss. However, KU does frat very hard regardless of what people think of the Midwest. There are plenty of Greek houses, the bars are bumping every night of the week, and the attire mostly consists of Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, Polo Ralph Lauren, and Brooks Brothers. So although Ole Miss is the obvious winner, don’t underestimate the frattiness at The University of Kansas cause the Greek community is very much alive here.
Arkansas “fratstars,”
Having sexual relationships with your so called “sorostitute” sisters is not fratty.
ole miss- clearly fratty as shit one of the most fratty schools in the nation oxford is badas. second in the sec only to bama
smu- crazy money and very fratty. Dallas is bad as shit the nightlife is wild and besides lsu is a bunch of coonass corndog trash
mizzou/Florida- who fucking cares there both guid-ass schools that frat about as hard as my left pinky. florida is covered up in hair gel and Ed hardy and I know for a fact mizzou doesn’t even have band parties or blocked seating. fuck that.
tcu/Arkansas- Arkansas is fairly fratty and fayettiville can be a good time when it wants to be but it doesn’t put a finger on tcu. Greeks their are wild and fratty as shit and there’s money out the as, if u don’t believe me go look up the tuition.
If you think TCU is a “fraternally endowed” school you are delusional. Exhibit A: No real fraternity houses. Exhibit B: Thinking that your attire is a solid basis for being a “fratty” school. If you believe that simply because students at your school run out and purchase every “southern______” brand that they are Greek Gods and Goddesses, you my friend are trying way too hard. Exhibit C: You have bitches for pledges.
Case Closed. TCU blows hard corndog.
Alabama and Virginia will be the top two and ‘Bama will win. OIe Miss is nowhere near as fratty as Alabama and is just a poor institution of higher learning.
The student population at TCU this year is 59% female. Enough said.
Come on. Florida over mizzou? No way! Mizzou, in terms of percentage, is the Frattiest in the big12 at between 20-25 frat. Come on!
Plus, Mizzou invented homecoming. What’s more frat than that?
Like TexasSecede I am from Texas but LSU is simply quantity over quality. They are a bunch of imbreds, im not going to talk anymore but just watch out for the SMU upset, and watch out for their football team next year.
Frats are gay.
TCU all the way!!!!
To olemisskappasig:
You’re a kappa sig and therefore have no room to talk. Ole Miss is indeed a very fratty university as are many schools in the Southeast. However, Alabama is hands down the frattiest university not only in the SEC but in the nation.
Obviously the University of Alabama is the frattiest school in the nation… Not just the SEC. They have the best houses of any Greek system in our country. I do not attend Alabama and am still saying this… They are the frattiest university. End of story.
SMU does have crazy parties… and have you ever been to a TCU tailgate? there school banded tailgating last year for everyone. there is no tailgate. they are not fratty at all. SMU is 60% greek life… thats pretty fratty.
Mizzou = Frat, I love my frat so fucking much
if we are going to consider other things in the defintion of “fratty” lets consider POST-GRAD FRATTING. in terms of post-grad frattiness, TCU, SMU (I cant believe I just admitted that), Vandy, UT and a few other schools are clearly more fratty than nearly all of the schoools in the this tournament. TCU has a top tier business school in the nation and produces some of the most successful graduates who go on to become very wealthy not long after graduation. not to mention some of whom go on to start their own business and make millions of dollars. some of the low-tier state schools, who are not well endowed in terms of money and powerful alumni such as Arkansas, KU, LSU, Ole Miss and Mizzou do not have very many guys who go on frat after graduation. many grads get stuck and end up staying in their shithole towns (ie: oxford, columbia, lawrence, fayetteville and baton rouge) clearly not fratting as hard as grads from TCU and other wealthier schools.
if you are trying to use the fact that TCU is 59% female against us, you are clearly misguided. most of the girls at TCU are in sororities and come from rich, old money families and drive tahoes/yukons, escalades, Range Rovers, BMW’s, and Mercedes and other nice cars. TCU girls are hotter on average, thanevery school in this tournament. not to mention having a very high ratio of sorostitutes for fratdaddies to choose from, in terms of percentage, is extremely fratty. anyone who does not see the extreme frattiness in this is obviously a flamming faggot.
Anyone who uses frat as a noun probably wears board shorts.. Douche
Ole Miss and Alabama are the two frattiest schools in the nation. Neither one of them is more fratty than the other. They both simply send out a different type of fratmosphere.
I can’t believe missouri florida is even a close race. Meat head guidos shouldn’t be allowed on this site.
arkansas is way more fratastic as TCU.
Alabama for sure. First of all its in the south. Secondly the houses are absolutely ridiculous. Third bamas football team is raw as shit (idk how this makes a college fratty but your gonna frat harder if your team is 12-0 opposed to 6-6). If you walk down university boulevard in t-town you know what I’m talking about.
Oh and galletes
Being a student in a fraternity at UF, yes we have a lot of lame GDIs here and guidos but we have a great frat scene here. Being a #11 seed and having UCF be a #7 is a joke!! UCF fraternities aren’t nearly as big as UF ones. Tho the SEC has a lot of schools with a more fratty scene, UF should def be a top 8 seed easily
tailgating at SMU is called boulevarding. that is all
And coincidentally his presidential library will be built here at SMU, the frattiest school in the world.
No true fratstar would ever talk of the Bush family or any sect of the Christian religion like that. sorryboutcha
mizzou consists of GDI’s and rednecks, the only good thing about the state is the lake of the brozarks. ROCK CHALK
A Presidential Library does not a fratty school make
Florida has a relatively large douche population, but greeks run this school. And the percentage of guidos here isn’t as high as everyone seems to think, that’s up at FSU. When it comes down to it, our frattiness just doesn’t hang with other SEC schools so we don’t stand a chance in this tourney anyway.
Mizzou is more Greek than ku, but nice try. You know there is a way bigger indie/hipster scene at ku also
Lake of the Brozarks is insane though.
TCU is the king of being the man. We do tons of cool things with hot women. We have lots of money and use it to attract women. When we graduate college we have lots of good friends. Our fraternities are full of cool guys.
TCU fan ur retarded. u say u have big business men,,,heard of Tyson chicken? how bout WalMart? both tyson brithers and walton brothers attended arkansas. walmart is one of the largest corporations in the world. and plz dont try to get into a conversation over the ammount of seersucker and croakies found on campus… i sir am from dallas and have been to tcu on a number of occaions and i can say that arkansas out frats tcu hands down.
-fratmasterHOGS
April 6, 2010 11:24 pm
“arkansas is way more fratastic as TCU.”
This retard from arKansas, makes a good point.
Southern Methodist University is the FRATTIEST school in he USA. I cant believe anyone would argue that point. TCU is such a joke – they dont do anything except copy our stuff, get dumber kids, and have an ugly (not southern) campus.
Boulevarding is even Frattier than tailgating. SMU frats hard and does it with style, class, and prestige.
Look how desperate those TCU fans are…
Lubbock,Tx: Where the Whiskey will always Flow and the Sorostitutes will always Blow. Texas Tech Greek is hands down frattier than TCU and SMU. Those two schools have money to purchase frat gear, but can they represent it. The answer is HELL no. A bunch of snobby kids with money. Tech has money too. Deep pockets amongst the greek here. Cotton, Oil, Ranching, and Business money, yall. Great Football, Great School Spirit, Great Tailgating, Hot Women, and lots of bars with lonestar on tap. Pre-parties for the pre-parties. WE FRAT HARD IN LBK!
Arkansas frats so hard half the fraternities are on probation for partying too hard, and two have lost their house this year. Id like to see TCU frat as hard as we do in Fayetteville.
The SEC oozes frat! This we can all agree on. Arkansas, in particular is one of the best. We have HUGE kappa sig and sigma chi chapters, along with 12 other very respectable fraternities on campus. Our ROW WEEK by itself is frattier than TCU can even dream to be.
I don’t understand how the TCU-Arkansas match is even a question? It doesn’t get frattier than the SEC. Arkansas has more powerful frat alumni, tradition, and people who don’t have to over-frat. If you have to try, it’s not real.” It aint trickin’ if you got it”- Arkansas has it. Seriously.
-Go Hogs!
Ole Miss is the frattiest school ever. Period.
Mizzou just doenst frat. Period. Arkansas, however is in no contest with TCU. TCU does not even come close to making the cut for this list. Arkansas is at the top of the list of the frat god schools in the nation. The SEC is just fratty to begin with. Arkansas has actual greek houses, masses of smoky sorostitutes, and frat-stars galore. Then add in hundreds of years of SEC sports traditions, powerful loaded alumni, parents money, and the ability to actually purchase booze in the state and you got yourself a winner. Frat on hogs, frat on.
Ok, Arkansas is way frattier than TCU has even thought about. 1st off, and foremost, Arkansas is in the SEC, that alone is enough to beat out TCU. 2nd, when it comes to money, let me name drop a little, jerry jones–Kappa Sigma-AR, Walton Brothers- Lambda Chi-AR, John Tyson- Phi Delt – AR, Scott Ford– CEO of Alltel for 10 years – SAE- AR, Buzz Arnold– Federal Judge 8th circuit, Sigma Pi-AR. While i could go on, i won’t. At arkansas we dont only wear seer-sucker, we wipe our ass with seer-sucker toilet paper. Just last week we not only listened to Casey Donahue and Benjy Davis, but they performed live, not to mention eli young. 3rd, i could name off all the ‘fratty brands’ but i dont have to, just come to arkansas and you will see for yourself.
And if that isnt enough this statement proves arkansas is frattier than TCU
“TCU is the king of being the man. We do tons of cool things with hot women. We have lots of money and use it to attract women. When we graduate college we have lots of good friends. Our fraternities are full of cool guys.”
I don’t know about other schools, but here at arkansas we dont have to use our money to attract girl, we just get girls on our own charm. We dont graduate and have good friends, we have great brothers. And our fraternities arnt “full of cool guys” they are filled with hand selected fratdaddies.