We were emailed a link to this video…and though the guys who made it don’t appear to be fratting very hard, they do at least seem to recognize the danger of popped collars, Abercrombie fashions, and other such douchebaggery.
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Man that is classic.
That’s right on the money.
Just wanted to leave me last respects to Chi Phi at the University of Alabama. Apperently foam parties, and kegs are illigeal. RIP Tau Chapter of Chi Phi University of Alabama … April 29, 2007
Sorry to hear that, but don’t give up fratting hard chi phi…
anyone know if frattysouth.net is going to come back up, I am in some serious need for a frat forum…any chance we could get one on frattinghard???
only something that high in douchebaggery could be formed by combining axe and tag. probably some of the best examples of GDI douchitude(douchebag equivalent of fratitude) i’ve seen in quite some time
Bama Chi Phi,
We are saddened to hear of your chapter’s demise. Remember that many chapters meet with the darkest of days, yet they come back strong. But if this is to happen, it’s up to the alumni who were there when things went wrong.
As soon as your term in exile ends, we encourage you to get together with your pledge brothers and make an effort to set things right again. Old fratdaddies don’t die…..they just change into some post-grad fratty clothes and go right back to fratting hard.
For some reason this makes me think Euro trash should have been included in the GDI field guide a while back. Damn those foreign exchange programs! Sure they’re rarely seen in this country, but I have to say I feel they douche harder than an Abercrombie model at a Nickelback concert and on occasion a drunk sorostitute may lose herself and fall for the accent. You must keep a close eye on sorostitutes and for that matter female GDI aquaintances in that situation. They’ll thank you in the morning. And I know, nobody cares about the female GDI’s, but they’re still women and in some cases they’re quite useful especially during rush when the sorostitutes are busy rushing themselves.
And Bama Chi Phi, Doug’s right. My chapter went through some sanctions in the early 90’s and nationals kicked out a lot of people, but some of those guys are the most active alumni we have. I don’t think you can frat harder in the post grad years than being in your mid to late 30’s and showing up to the frat castle for football tailgates with the fratlings, not to mention fronting about $40,000 so that our dues may go towards parties and socials instead of installing fire sprinklers.
Foam parties? I hate to hear the bad news. When you come back onto campus, leave the foam parties behind.
I have a public service announcement. I recently got into a debate with some of my fraternity brothers about the frattiness of two “sports.” Because I was amazed at how misled these otherwise fratty individuals were, I decided to bring the discussion to this forum for proper adjudication.
The two “sports” are soccer and NASCAR. My fraternity brothers insist that these sports are fratty. They insist on referring to soccer as “football,” and one even referred to football as an American aberration.
I for one could not disagree more. I think throwing frisbee on the quad and riding your bike to class are frattier activities. I just wanted to set the record straight for everyone. Soccer is not fratty. NASCAR is not fratty. Dale Earnhardt is not fratty. Dale Earnhardt Jr. is not fratty. Jeff Gordon is not fratty. Etc.
If you have fraternity brothers who feel otherwise, I encourage you to kick them out of your chapter. Don’t give any one from their hometown a bid.
NASCAR is frattier than Soccer, but Soccer is hardly fratty at all. Personally, I’m not a huge fan of NASCAR, but it is a sport that revolves around fast cars, southern pride, and dirty south skeezers. Quasi-fratty if you ask me!
I’d have to disagree, UTMKA; Nascar is NOT fratty. Talk about a sport, if one can even call it, where it’s “southern pride” is all too discredited by its lack of class and redneck values. REDNECK does NOT equal Fratty unless of course at the common function/mixer.
And as for soccer, I would consider it a fratty sport. I wouldn’t refer to it as “football” seeming that would be a symptom of douchebaggery; however, soccer is highly regarded as a competitive sport in many intramural greek leagues and among many fratdaddies.
As we wrote before when asked about auto racing…and like many things in life…the frattiness of a particular activity often comes down to how hard you try to frat it out. Waking up at 1 PM and walking downstairs in the Frat Castle to drink beer and watch NASCAR on the plasma screen is fratty. Making the chick you shacked with go buy you beer because you’re out and don’t want to miss the green flag…TFM.
You can’t frat NASCAR or Soccer. I’m sorry. It’s not possible.
When it comes to racing, NASCAR loses out in the battle for frattiness to horse racing. Clearly, drinking all day while wearing seersucker and watching horses run in circles is so fratty there isn’t even a need to consider other racing options.
Soccer on the other hand I would say is fratty. Consider:
some of the best soccer players are often very rich kids who went to exclusive prep schools; there are many quality European soccer teams–what better way to casually drop that you and Pops spent the summer sailing around Italy than wearing your soccer jersey you bought while there?; soccer is not a sport for the common American man–it’s elitist to be a soccer fan; sratstitutes love the shirtless soccer in the quad.
I agree with Mr. Selleck, Soccer and Nascar aren’t fratty. The only thing fratty about soccer is hooligans.
Outside of certain sports like golf, horse racing, and polo, which are constitutively fratty it’s kind of a case by case basis. Even football can be fratty or not fratty. Putting on a polo and khakis or a shirt and tie on gameday in Athens or Oxford…very fratty. Belligerant, unclassy New York Jets fans….not so fratty.
Hockey isn’t generally thought of as fratty, but when it’s a “Thrashers Datenight” suddenly it is. If you’ve ever played ice-hockey living in the South it’s very expensive down here. And in that way playing hockey can be viewed as a status symbol and possibly fratty. This is much like the definition a Supreme Court Justice once used for pornography that I think holds true for many things fratty: “You know it, when you see it.”
Fraticles makes a good point.
If you go to a car race and sit in the cheap seats surrounded by mullets…not fratty. If you are in the skybox reserved by the company your dad is an exec in…fratty.
thnaks for the support yall. Well down here NASCAR is fratty cause when we go we get to do what we greeks do best… tailgate. At Dega we get to go and sit in the stands with a cooler of your own. And you get to tailgate for three days. In bama we dont have the preekness nor the Carolina Cup (even though my chapter went). So we do the next best “race”.
As for soccer i played alot in high school, not much anymore. But here at bama we can pull our trucks up to the field and watch the game so we have a good time tailgatin durrin the game. Not a big thing, but a good time.
Speaking of racing of the horse variety, will there be spectators at the infield of this year’s Kentucky Derby?
If so, and you’re looking for an effective way to smuggle in liquor, might I suggest packing bags full of bourbon into the bra of your favorite sorostitute?
I should note that, while I would normally endorse spectating from the grandstands, I find the infield to be one of the finest tailgating opportunities of the non-college football variety.
Also, while I would usually engage in frattabing, few things are as entertaining than the race to package the bourbon the morning of the derby.
Who does everyone have in the Derby? I’m really liking Curlin, mainly for the fact that I always root for the winner of the Arkansas Derby. There have been concerns about the fact that he was not raced at 2 years old, but I think that he will be able to go the distance. I also like Scat Daddy and Circular Quay.
HAHA…
“do you fuck to house music”
the way he says that is hilarious
Dear I banged Charlotte Simmons,
I’m thinking your name is a very sad and pathetic way to make yourself feel better considering there is no way you have banged any girl, ever, especially not a sorostitute, because shirtless soccer on the quad is as disgustingly douchebagesque as shirtless ultimate frisbee complete with beer bellys.
Try again.
I fully agree with horse racing being one of the frattiest activities to attend. Our alumni society is based in Hot Springs Arkansas and we have a box reserved every year for the big races. There are many prominent alumni from all around present, and it is really a site to behold. To strike up a new point in this discussion: what would you say is the frattiest beverage of choice when at these fine spectacles?
Soccer not Fratty? Well, in the united states, no. But for those fortunate to travel to the UK or majority of Europe, “Footbul” is extremely fratty. If you want to see what I mean at home, rent Green Street Gang or Formula 51. Bunch of fans get absolutely shitfaced and cheer on while leering at the rival team’s fans and often get into fights with random strangers to support their team. They are even more devoted than the average frat daddy to getting completely drunk and cheering at the game as if it were college football.
I think we have some white trash infultrating the frat system. How can you say soccor is not frat? Unless you are uncultured and poor, which a true fratdaddy is neither, you would know about things going on in places other than just the United States… And in Europe as well South America, the Middle East, and pretty much the whole world but the US, soccor is very very frat. Nascar… Not so much.
It sucks that the off spring of nouveau riche rednecks who somehow have very successfully made their way into the frat world, give the rest of us a bad rep.
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