I’ve posted this one 4 times before and it never gets old.
Well I declare, it is getting hot in here…
Little boy red, go blow your horn…
He wants to show you his pokemans….
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Like fratting hard, douchebaggery is a lifetime pursuit
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The pokemon kid is the biggest Douchebag of them all.
Just distracted half my class with the last few haha!
I don’t know the 115lbs of fury is pretty douche since his wannabe abs look painted on.
what is the frattiest type of jeans? does anyone know?
as far as fratty jeans go, there is some give in my opinion. as long as they are not too tight, not too loose, not torn, and not bleached, your probley ok. also, you should use caution concerning designer jeans, as they are quite common in the guido wardrobe. As far as brands go, i prefer Levi’s by far. If your on a budget, go with old navy. Specifically, Levi’s slim straight fit or regular fit.Also, if your fratting hard in the south, a good pair of wranglers never hurts
I would agree with you. though Wranglers are to me by far the frattiest Jeans. Levi’s are acceptable.
i agree with the wranglers. i prefer the bleached cowboy cut, and also cinch white labels pair good with a button up and blazer.
last one looks like frigin snookie
no way wranglers are ever exceptable within a fratty wardrobe, unless a Western themed function is involved. Seven for all Mankind is the top of the list
j crew makes good jeans that seem to be a more up to date wrangler. they also make really good chinos
Please look up the youtube video douche off…perfect example of douche
Sorry… I just don’t get Wranglers being fratty. Actually living in Texas, the only people I see wearing Wranglers are typically construction foreman and Jiffy Lube managers. To me the only way Wranglers are acceptable are if you truly derive your income from agriculture, own a lot of land, and ranch/farm on a daily basis.
I personally wear relaxed fit Lucky’s… only because they fit me well, are not too tight, and go with loafers as well as they go with boots.
Who cares what brand!! Just wear something conservative that fits you well…..
Clayton… clayton…. clayton. You’re probably a really nice guy. You probably really believe in what you wrote, so this is not an attack on you. Based on your comment alone, your GDIness is undeniable. If you were really fratting hard in Texas, which I can’t see being true, you would know instinctively that bleached wranglers are the frattiest jeans you can wear. Behind khakis, these things are standard. Now maybe you go to a school with an unsavory fratmosphere, and Lucky’s are “fratty” there. However, at Texas, TCU, Tech, anywhere that frats hard, disrespecting wranglers is liable to get you fratwhacked. Just be careful.
Now outside of Texas there is no place for wranglers. We wear them here because we recognize the need to pay homage to the Lone Star State which bestows its own unique fratitude upon us.
DTD, No offense taken!! (Although definitely not GDI, Bud.) I live in Frisco, TX. Been out of school for 10+ years and so I’m not really going out of my way to look “fratty”. (I guess I’m an old fukr) Just like getting on here once or twice a week for fun…. I was accepted at Ole Miss and A & M and had to choose A & M for personal reasons at the time. Law School at Ole Miss is in the future and I guess I’ve always been more of an SEC guy anyway as I have a lot of ties to the SE.
What makes one “fratty” in my eyes has more to do with your overall lifestyle… golfing, where you hunt, and how you conduct yourself more than what brand of jeans you wear. I typically wear khakis anyway… My dig on Wranglers had more to do with the fact I usually only see rednecks wearing them. In a circle of professional peers, who are mostly SMU & UT, most people associate Wranglers with going to a rodeo. I spend more time at Vaught-Heminway than Kyle Field so maybe I’m not in “the know”….
“I promise to further refrain from making fun of Wranglers.”
In my personal opinion, jeans in general are not fratty. Especially if you’re in a fraternity in the south, a good pair of khaki pants is the acceptable attire for everyday fratting life. Polo khakis are an affordable way to stay in style during the day and for casual events, while Bill’s khakis are a good pair for more formal settings. Jeans are acceptable, more for people in the north/midwest, however a true southern gentleman will never make an important appearance in a pair of jeans. especially not designer jeans: theres a reason that seven and true religion came out with men’s lines after women’s, because they are intended for women
It’s more than just wranglers. In Texas, it’s about white washed cowboy cut wranglers with your boots.
Every frat daddy at TCU who is respectable wears white washed wranglers and I see Tech, and UT frat daddys wearing them too.
Jeans are a very important part of fratting. Nobody looks like a frat daddy in some piss poor tight ass Abercrombie torn up jeans that cost $150
But if you’re not in Texas, you’re safe with Levi
WCC, you’re on the money, Sir. I’ll maybe wear jeans running daytime errands and hunting. Almost never would I wear jeans ANYWHERE in the evening….
Wearing a nice pair of Lucchese/Justin Ropers or Red Wings with your khakis = Fratty. Looking like a full-blown rodeo cowboy with tight ass jeans & boots = GDI redneck……….
did anyone mention khaki wash wranglers. fratty as heck with a button up and classic sperrys
Clayton, I sincerely appreciate your non-confrontational fratitude. The fact that you did not immediately talk shit is evidence that you do indeed have the necessary class of a true fratdaddy. Furthermore, I also value your reasoning for the khaki argument. While we may disagree on jeans, healthy disagreement is the root of all gentlemanly competition, which is undeniably fratty.
I believe that the comments on this article highlight a critical element of frattiness, which is the diversity of the grand fratmosphere (that fratmosphere which transcends those of our individual institutions). Possibly the most tired and valued GDI argument against fraternities is that we pay for friends who are just like us. The fact that we can respectfully disagree about certain pieces of the basic fratfit should be evidence alone that while we share a unique identity that unifies us as brothers, it is our unique personalities that make us valuable fratdaddies. This is never more clear than during rush, when GDI’s make every possible attempt to look fratty and end up looking like every other GDI on campus.
DTD, very well stated, Sir. You happen to be especially correct in regards to your views on healthy disagreement.
I just get a kick out of the kids who decided to all of a sudden and overnight max out their Dad’s credit card on a new array of Vineyard Vines shirts when so many of them may have been wearing Abercrombie just a year ago in High School.
As I’m sure you probably agree, being “fratty” has more to do with your interests, lineage, hobbies, and conducting yourself at all time as a Southern gentleman.
To your credit… While on Greenville Ave. in Dallas on St Patty’s day last week, I did observe several young TX fratdaddies sporting the faded Wranglers you speak of. So in all fairness, Sir… I will concede that point to you!
I don’t know if you’re familiar with Dallas’s Greenville Ave. scene but it is 99% GDI to the hilt. Coincidentally, all past and future fratty gentlemen decided to converge around our table…LOL…Bama, UT, Tech, SMU, Ole Miss…..Strenth in numbers!!
Have a good one……
Roger Out!