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July 2010 Fratdaddy of the Month

Eric — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 03:55:47 +0000

Confratulations to RJ Kimmons of Florida State, the July 2010 Fratdaddy of the Month. This photograph of RJ was taken at Beau Rivage casino in Biloxi, Mississippi. RJ is providing us a lesson on how to prepare to frattab at a casino, as he is seen here on the phone transferring money from one of his bank accounts. He probably had to transfer an extra few thousand than originally anticipated, as there is a Rolex store in the background. Confrats again to RJ, who will receive an award of a free “winyah” polo, courtesy of COAST Apparel.

[Due to technical difficulties, we are unable to post a picture of RJ at this time but we will as soon as the issue is resolved.]

For more information on how you can be the next Fratdaddy/Sorostitute of the Month, please visit:

http://frattinghard.com/fratdaddysorostitute-of-the-month-update-2/

Quite Obviously, We’re Having Technical Issues

Doug Neidermeyer — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:47:16 +0000

But we’re getting them fixed, and we’ll be putting up some new articles very soon.

Frattinghard Classics – Fratty Activities 301: Golf

Eric — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:14:15 +0000

Since round one of the Masters started today, we decided to re-post this classic Fratty 301 lesson from April 8th, 2007:

“In honor of the end of The Masters, one of the frattiest sporting events ever conceived by man, we will further examine yet another activity that has long given fratdaddies (and sometimes, sorostitutes) ample opportunity to flex their frat-muscles in a joint exercise of fratting hard and engaging in athletic competition.

When we analyze an activity to determine it’s frattiness, we look mainly at three factors (which we call, “The Country Club Test”). The Country Club Test’s three prongs are as follows: (1) the expense associated with the activity, (2) the atmosphere in which the activity is promulgated, and (3) propensity of the activity to lead to other opportunities to frat hard. Rarely does an activity pass all three prongs with an A+, but golf cruises through this test like it had the answers from the frat castle test bank.

First, golf gives you an excellent opportunity to frat tab. Even more important, the prices and membership fees at respectable courses and clubs price-out douchebaggery. If these fees don’t have you frat-tabbing enough, don’t worry: there is ample opportunity to show how hard you frat in the pro shop. Golf clothes (which in themselves are fratty), clubs, bags, and balls can, and should, run your frat tab up into the thousands.

Second, there are few frattier atmospheres than a golf course, especially if it is located at the local country club. These locales give you the opportunity to take your sorostitute to the club where she will play tennis while you get in 18 holes and then drink several bourbon and cokes in the clubhouse. Later, after steak and lobster from the club restaurant, you can look back at the day and rest easy knowing that you fratted hard literally all day.

Finally, golf is as activity that is both fratty in itself and also breeds other fratty situations. While at the club, a future young professional will have many networking opportunities with older members of the club. What better way to set up a bright post-grad fratting future than by making important connections with business executives over some frat water after a round on the course? Also, never forget…more business deals are brokered on the links than in the boardroom. Since the corner offices of so many corporations and firms are inhabited by fratdaddies, always remember that your ability to frat hard at the golf course will pay off in both your level of fratitude and your ever rising bank statement.”

* FRAT MADNESS: 1′s vs. 16′s *

Doug Neidermeyer — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:14:38 +0000

The brackets are out…the teams are ready…and now we are ready to begin the *** 2010 FRAT MADNESS TOURNAMENT ***

Never in the history of the NCAA basketball tournament has a 16 seed defeated a 1 seed. Will it happen in this year’s tussle to determine the frattiest school in the country? With 1 seeds like Ole Miss, Georgia, Bama, and UK, we’re not betting on it. However, we have been surprised before…

Voting on these matchups will last 24 hours from the time this is posted (approximately noon Eastern).

* FRAT MADNESS 2010 — FRATTIEST UNIVERSITY *

Doug Neidermeyer — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:17:58 +0000

As you may or may not remember (too much fratwater) from years past, your Institute of Fratology has held an annual tournament coinciding with March Madness to determine the frattiest item. Costas and Croakies took the Frat Crown for the first couple of years, then Hazing literally paddled their way to the championship last year. We decided to add a new twist to the 2010 tournament. This year we will let you, the knowledgeable Fratology students, vote for the frattiest school to be crowned the 2010 Frat Madness Tournament champion.

The following is the procedure and format for this year’s contest. First, we will take your frattiest school nomination via Facebook. If you have not already, please add Douglas Neidermeyer to your friend list. Then, send Doug a Facebook message with the name of your school nomination in the subject heading. Each student may make only one nomination and nominations on Doug’s wall, the comments section, our e-mail account, etc., will not count. The deadline for school nominations is this Saturday. Next, Doug and Eric, or a pledge, will read all the nominations and seed the top 64 schools. The tournament featuring your top 64 nominations will tip off the following Thursday.

We just added a whole lot of madness to your already fratty March, so crack open a fratwater and begin contemplating your nomination for the frattiest school that will forever be enshrined in the Hall of Frat.

Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #42

Doug Neidermeyer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:12:14 +0000

Late Night (noun) - a party, where adult libations are served and shacking deals are sealed, in the early morning hours at a fratdaddy’s or sorostitute’s house after the bars have closed or the party has ended

Ex: Studies have shown that late nights cause a 69% increase in shacking among members of the greek community.