Most of you are on, just got back from, or are just about to go on spring break. When you go on spring break, and you frat hard, you should end up with some pretty wild stories…and what better to do with a wild story than to share it with the rest of the fratmosphere?

We want to see your best spring break story in the comments of this post. The best story wins absolutely nothing, but that shouldn’t matter, because you’re rich and you can buy whatever you want anyway.

Congratulations to Abercrombie Muscle Shirt, which easily handled spray tan in the Douchebag Invitational to be crowned the king of all things GDI. Join the classy young lady below in congratulating the muscle shirt, and for the love of all things frat, if you have one in your closet, take it out and burn it.

CONGRATS (we guess) to Abercrombie Muscle Shirt for winning the 2008 Douchebag Invitational.

It’s all over!  Abercrombie muscle shirt meets spray tan in the finals!

And then there were 4…4 items or activities left to fight it out to determine what the new king of the global douchesosphere will be. We don’t know what the results of this battle will be, but we do know that the battlefield will smell like Funyuns and cheap cologne.

Abercrombie Muscle Shirt met a tough challenge from cargo jorts, but there was no doubt that anything that could beat the mighty hair gel would emerge from this region victorious. This shirt, now crowned the most GDI of all clothing items, will strike fear into the hearts of the other competitors, especially when mixed with the obligatory tribal arm band tattoo borne by its wearer.

In an absolute blood bath, Mike’s Hard Lemonade beat Thunderbird like a bum in an alley that just found a $20 bill. We were actually hoping that Thunderbird would get put out of the tournament fairly quickly, as it is the only item/activity in this tournament that your Professors have ever used.

Techno rave handily took down stay home and study to win the party region. This seems only fair, as any self-respecting fratdaddy would RATHER stay home and study if the only other option is to go to a techno rave. Of course, a self-respecting fratdaddy would never find himself in that particular dilemma, would he?

Finally, in a game that surprised the hell out of me, spray tan defeated World of Warcraft. I guess the easiest thing to say is this: if you utilize either, you need to turn your life around immediately…you’re douching so hard I can smell the vinegar.

The final four matchups will be posted within 5 minutes or so.

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One of our readers sent us this…some definite hard fratting potential in this video, although we’re more than worried about the Guitar Hero references therein.  Enjoy.

Note: These polls will close just before midnight on March 4th, 2008.

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In the party region, techno rave and stay home and study take another step towards being the most GDI activity in the world, while Guitar Hero and Rice Krispie Treats will have to try again next year. In the miscellaneous region, World of Warcraft absolutely destroyed Ultimate Frisbee. This was a match of the douchebag titans, but our readers have made it clear that the douchebaggery associated with a computer game clearly dominates the douchebaggery of any activity that you might be able to participate in while bronzing. Speaking of bronzing, don’t do it the artificial way, because Spray Tan is moving on to the next round after a defeating anime porn handily.

We’re working on the Round 2 polls as you read this. Stay tuned, as they will be up within the hour.

Click here to view the updated bracket.