Butt Surgery = Not Frat

File this one under, “Well, he was literally asking for it.”

A ski trip between a fraternity and sorority at TCU ended with tragedy (for one guy’s gluteous) when one brother agreed to let his brothers brand his rear end with their fraternity letters.

That was when he was awake.  When he passed out, they decided to finish the job by branding his other cheek with the letters of the sorority they were on the trip with.

Of course, now the young man is pursuing legal action for the second branding…even though he asked for the first.  This is silly, of course, as any fratdaddy knows that, like a t-shirt, a disfigured ass commemorating a formal just isn’t complete without both parties’ letters.

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13 Responses to Butt Surgery = Not Frat

  1. BRAD says:

    well shit happens when you join a frat… as in yesterday at the frat house they decided to throw my bed onto the burn pile… and proceded to light it and drink all of my beer… NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM UNLOCKED

  2. abundantshacker says:

    i swear kappa sigs are always breathing up the frat daddies air. this whole situation=unfratty

  3. Fratter says:

    kappa sigs are about as fratty as GDI’s painting up before a intermural soccer scrimmage….

  4. Hurray beer! says:

    Branding isn’t wrong at all. Even that Grand Frat Daddy GWB supported it. Branding a sorority is obviously gay or for girls lesbo. Being such a punk that your brothers would stoop to do that to you is really gay. Eff a lawsuit, I’m thinking baseball bat to the head but I can’t imagine being the type that guys think they could do that to. (That’s why you haze hard, not disrespectfully fags.)

    From everything I hear Kappa Sigs have been in a free fall for a dozen years. Another case of bottom feeding for campuses and bottom feeding for numbers. A note to all fraternities, a couple of respectable small chapters at Yale and Bama are better than 100 guys at 50 schools like Girls Training school of Southwestern Tennessee or Yeshiva University of Brooklyn. Good luck with that.

  5. sirbrotherfrattysir says:

    Kappa Sigs at my school wear flatbill hats and Ed Hardy t-shirts. They are kings of fratting hard.

  6. he is a dumbass says:

    I hope is was wasted because that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

  7. W.A.S.P. says:

    Did you use Yale and Bama in a sentence as if they were similar in any way?

  8. FITB says:

    kappa sigs at my school wear gucci print letters

  9. Hurray beer! says:

    @WASP Yes I did. Both historically have strong, independent and respected fraternity communities and similar organizations. Both fraternity communities have produced leaders in the past. Both campuses have given rise to several significant organizations.

    But since you are using that name which looks a little desperate, I would have thought that you would have noticed that Bama’s fraternity community today probably bears a stronger resemblance to Yale’s fraternal community during its heyday.

    So what was obviously a shot at Bama and I am sure all public universities in the South and so forth failed. Either that or I offended you because you’re a Kappa Sigma or go to some Girls Training School of Southwestern Tennessee or Yeshiva. Don’t tell me though because I don’t care.

  10. brovac brokavich says:

    they didn’t include the fact that this kid’s great grand dad has the football stadium named after him. their city practically runs fort worth

  11. you failed three times.

    1. you joined kappa sig

    2. you got branded (that’s worse than a tat bro)

    3. a sorority now “owns that ass”

    suck it my friend, you are NOT fratty.

  12. Hurray beer! says:

    SPE’s are taking shots at Kappa Sigs for not being fratty? I’ll leave that for someone else.

    @Brovac Yeah, I saw the name in another news story. Hadn’t bothered to click on the link provided. I believe you meant “family practically runs…” While his xxgranddad was virtually synonymous with Ft Worth isn’t it the Bass family among others who are more prominent now? I don’t know. At any rate, it isn’t good to let your kid become a pussy like that and worse not to make him deal with it.

  13. True Fratdaddy says:

    People gotta take shots at other frats online because their chapters are a bunch of scrubs but hey haters are gonna keep hatin…this whole argument is irrelevant

    - a Kappa Sigma

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