A reader recently wrote us to inform us about an old, dusty film reel that he found in the archives of his university’s Greek Affairs office. He found some YouTube clips of the movie, and we, of course, turned it over to the Institute of Fratology’s College of Film and Theatre (producers of such invaluable documentaries as, “When Your Plan C Won’t Quit Calling” and “What That Smell in the Fratcastle Might Be”).
After a thorough analysis, our esteemed film experts have positively identified this piece as an early propaganda piece put out by the Forces of Global Douchebaggery. Apparently, their strategy during the early 1960’s was a “if you can’t beat em’, make em’ become you” style attitude. In other words, they wanted to douche up fraternities to the point where the fratdaddy would one day evolve to be indistinguishable from the GDI.
As we know now, thankfully, this strategy was an abject failure. We can now look at their futile attempts and laugh:


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What do you all think of frat on frat violence?
I consider it to be one of the frattiest activities out there.
the old ladies made that hilarious
Hilarious indeed. Although those films were older then the sixties looked like the early 50s when Papa Fun was ruling the roost and fratting to the hilt.
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