As you most certainly remember, Hazing won the 2009 Frat Madness Tournament Champion by defeating Costas & Croakies by a single vote. Fans of Hazing have been fratting hard and hazing douchebags for the past month in extreme celebration. Doug and Eric finally caught up with a representative of Hazing to hear their thoughts on the monumental victory.
Q: How did you feel after finally defeating Costas & Croakies (Hazing lost to them in the championship game in 2007 and 2008) to win your first Frat Madness Championship?
A: [in an unusually loud tone] It’s about time! I can’t believe that fratdaddies and sorostitutes would choose a fad over tradition! I would blackball them so fast . . .
Q: Okay, what are your thoughts on Costas & Croakies?
A: They are great sunglasses, but they are not the #1 representative of the frat community. Without hazing, fraternities and sororities would cease to exist because douchebaggery would slowly take over every single chapter in this great nation.
Q: How do you feel about your critics stating that hazing is not as frat as Costas & Croakies because douchebag organizations, such as gangs and marching bands, participate in the activity?
A: Those critics should permanently be on bows & toes with bottlecaps while I . . . nevermind! Hazing pledges is entirely different than how other organizations “haze” their douchebag members.
Q: What does the future hold for Hazing?
A: The future for Hazing includes an infinite number of Frat Madness Championships while using our expert skills to weed out douchebag pledges and build the future leaders of the world in fraternity and sorority chapters across the nation.
Enjoy this rare Doug Neidermeyer hazing video, which is our tribute to Hazing’s 2009 Championship:
Other News:
- Doug and Eric are getting pretty tired of the Douchebag Invitational Tournament taking up premium space on this website, so this could possibly be the final year of the event.
- The Final Four in the Douchebag Invitational Tournament will began in the next few days. The Championship Game will be played immediately after the Final Four concludes.
- A Fratty Activities 301 Lecture will be posted within the next couple of days.
- Get your entry in immediately if you want to be the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month for July.
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