Mission Statement: FrattingHard.com is committed to providing fratty education of the utmost quality to both those who wish to frat hard and also those who already frat hard but wish to frat even harder. We are dedicated to our mission to provide information that will promote fratting hard while significantly reducing the ever present threat of global douchebaggery.
Professors of Fratology:
Doug
B.A., Hazing, Faber College
M.S., Fratology, Southern Institute of Fratting
Ph.D., Fratology, University School of Kings
Doug Neidermeyer left his hometown to attend Faber College, where his pledged Omega. Doug grew especially fond of hazing at his alma mater, so much so that he majored in the controversial subject. Realizing that there was more to life than paddling pledges and early morning house cleanups, Doug sought studies in the broad area of Fratology soon after leaving Faber. He excelled in his studies while earning his Masters in Fratology at the Southern Institute of Fratting. He began controlling his hardcore attitude and became a master in the art of sorostitute seduction. His ambitious ways landed him a full scholarship at the University of Kings. It was there where Doug wrote a leading article on sorostitutes entitled, “Toothbrushes, Shampoo, and Tampons, Oh My! What Shack Pack Analysis Says About Our Sorostitutes.”
After years heavy drinking and spending time as a Professor of Fratology at his old alma mater of Faber, Doug knew that a website would be the best forum for spreading the word of Fratology. He contacted his old nemesis at Faber, Eric Stratton, and the two sat out to defeat global douchebaggery one GDI at a time. It has not been an easy feat. Doug disappeared on a sabbatical in late 2008 and was sentenced briefly to a Guadalajaran prison for acts “so vile and disgusting” that the court would not publicly list them. During his sabbatical, Doug was also rumored to be reliving his prior days of breaking 80 and drinking over 80. His saving grace seemed to be the haunting images of gelled hair and muscle shirts. Doug is now back at www.frattinghard.com and ready to take Fratology to levels the fratmosphere has never seen. In his spare time, Doug enjoys drinking whiskey and fighting GDI’s.
Eric
B.A., Shackology, Faber College
M.S., Fratology, University of the Morally Casual
M.D., University of the Morally Casual School of Medicine
Ph. D., Fratology, University School of Kings
OB/GYN Residency, Deep Sea Medical Center
The young Eric Stratton was not much different than today’s Stratton. He always had whatever sorostitute he wanted. Eric had the reputation of the frattiest of the fratty while at Faber and he took that reputation with him to graduate school where he would earn a M.D./M.S. at the University of the Morally Casual. Stratton spent so much private time with women that the move to gynecologist was natural. He would later get a Ph.D. in Fratology just to increase his status in the frat community. His dissertation was entitled, “Fratting Hard Today, Fratting Hard Tomorrow, Fratting Hard Forever.” He enjoyed his profession but Eric eventually smelled an opportunity to use his other degrees.
Eager to return to the days of drinking bourbon, partying until 6:00 A.M. and shacking in a professional manner, Eric paired with fellow Fratologist great Dr. Doug Neidermeyer to form www.frattinghard.com. Stratton, like Niedermeyer, was sick and tired and frisbee playing, tatted up, sober GDI’s bringing the nation down to the ground. The website was an instant success and everything was great until Stratton went on sabbatical in late 2008. After receiving an urgent call from a Guadalajaran prison from Doug, the two agreed to refocus and continue their mission of combating global douchebaggery. In his spare time, Eric enjoys studying Wild Turkey 101, formal affairs, and informal affairs.
Fratting Hard Staff:
The website employs many hard working people in many critically important areas. Whether it’s mixing a bourbon and coke, cleaning irons, or washing the sheets, the staff makes things a little bit easier for the brains behind the operation. The professors would like to thank them with a bottle of Thunderbird and a carton of Newports for their hard work.
Contact Information:
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