Monthly Archives: February 2010

Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #45

2 to 1′ing – Verb: the act of out-fratting those you are with at the bar or party by consuming the equivalent of two beverages for the every one beverage they consume ex. After 2 to 1′ing my brothers at … Continue reading

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Fratting Hard 101, Lesson 20: A Man’s Home Is His Fratcastle

There are many aspects of the fratty lifestyle that GDI’s don’t, and can’t, understand.  Their old, tired whine of, “being in a fraternity/sorority is just buying friends,” is an illustration of their fundamental inability to comprehend the nuances that float … Continue reading

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Why Fratdaddies Have No Problems Getting Women

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. Indeed, this young lady now knows what it is like to be in a relationship whose god is douchebaggery…and she is its altar.

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Fratty Vehicle Countdown #3: Luxury Vehicles

It should be fairly clear as to why luxury vehicles have a place in our fratty vehicles countdown. Everyone knows that on a college campus, nothing says, “my family can buy and sell your family,” like one of the finer … Continue reading

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**** DOUCHE OFF ****

I’ve posted this one 4 times before and it never gets old. Well I declare, it is getting hot in here… Come get it, ladies… Little boy red, go blow your horn… He wants to show you his pokemans…. 115 … Continue reading

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Fratdaddy/Sorostitute of the Month Update

As you esteemed Fratology students well know, the Institute of Fratology has selected a Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month for the past several months to be displayed on the homepage of our learning center.  To recap how you apply … Continue reading

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Frat vs. GDI (Internet Edition)

Most Frequented Website: Frat: Frataddy’s team specific Rivals.com site (and, of course, frattinghard.com) GDI: http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Warcraft/ Favorite YouTube Video: Frat: Football team highlight videos from previous season GDI: Most Recently Posted Facebook Photo Album: Frat: None, but tagged repeatedly in sorostitutes’ … Continue reading

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Welcome Coast

Esteemed Fratology students, as you may have noticed, or not have noticed if you have downed a few too many fratwaters, your new website now has a sponsor.  We would like to thank Coast for joining the family here at … Continue reading

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