When you hear the phrase, “bar hopping”, you picture that random Thursday night when you go out at 10:30, hit 6 different institutions of higher drinking, get a Plan B to “look for her keys” in your seat on the way back to the frat castle, etc., etc., etc. However, we would like to introduce this this as an advanced move that can pay huge dividends if executed successfully…this version of bar hopping leads the fratdaddy to identify that Plan C “with connections”, and then use her to upgrade for the evening.
This activity is based on two simple principles. First of all, every sorority has Plan C’s. No matter how upper tier a house is, they all have some quadruple legacy butterfaces that would most likely be the treasurer of the university English Club if not for mom’s heritage and daddy’s money. Second of all, every Plan A has, deep within herself, low self esteem. With these two principles establish, let’s proceed.
At the bar, you will often notice a pack of sorostitutes that feature a couple of Plan A’s, mostly Plan B’s, and a few Plan C’s. The most confident of fratdaddies might make straight for the Plan A’s and work his magic; this isn’t wrong. If you can do this, do it. However, this is a kamikaze strategy that is prone to failure (and not always for reasons inside your control). But like a skilled card counter, you can use your head to turn the odds in your favor.
Identify the Plan C in the group that is closest to a Plan D. Be careful, though…it is VITAL that you don’t actually select a Plan D (for more information, see our Guide to the Plan System). Doing so will indicate that you are not honestly pursuing your goal, but are most likely just engaged in some low-rent hogging. After you have found your C-, proceed to pull her as you normally would. It is important to remain within eye- and ear-shot of your Plan A goal at all times. You’re going to show her that you are a desirable fratdaddy who just chose her pledge sister with the nice rack but lazy eye over her.
What is this going to do to our Plan A? What does a raw steak do to a lion? What does a cold bottle of Thunderbird do to a guy that lives under a bridge? All of a sudden, you will be her Plan A+. Notice as she tries to butt into your conversation…but don’t immediately give he your full attention. You need to play this cool…giving her too much attention too quickly will restore her confidence like a Taco Bell 1/2 pound burrito restores the energy of a Plan X. Slowly but surely, though, turn your focus to her, and, before completely cutting off Plan C, suggest that the two of you return to the frat castle to study some biology.
This isn’t the simplest of shacking methods, but believe us, it is tried and true when executed well.
Oh, and FrattingHard.com is not responsible for any damage to your Frathoe that may result from vandalism by enraged Plan C-’s.
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