Congratulations to Freddy Daniell of Auburn, the winner of the July 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month Award. In this picture, Freddy is fratting hard at his chapter’s annual crawfish boil. He is clothed in a short sleeve Columbia PFG fishing shirt, which is typically a great selection for fratty outdoor activities. He even left some of the top buttons unbuttoned for the fratty, Tom Selleck look. The Ray Bans and croakies plus the shorts that have an inseam well above the knee add to the already fratastic look. If you look closely, you will notice a coozie around his Solo cup filled with a liquid adult libation. It was a subtle move that increased the fratmosphere and kept unwanted condensation off of his drinking hand. Congratulations again to Freddy Daniell.
To be considered for the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month Award in August, please see the contest rules posted at this link and this link.
- The Fratdaddy of the Month for July of 2009 will be posted later today. Please begin to submit your entries to be considered for the award in August.
- A new Fratty 101 lecture will be posted within the next few days.
- After a failed attempt by many GDI’s to sabotage our monthly poll by voting for Star Wars Characters, Fratmobiles surged back into the lead to win the poll, which closed today. A Fratty Countdown of Fratmobiles will begin soon.
- If you have any thoughts or ideas for website lectures, contests, or material, please leave a comment under this post.
- Please read the first comment of this post and keep fratting hard!
Since we are in the summer semester here at the Institute of Fratology, we believe that lecturing on a summertime activity was in order. This brings us to lesson #8 in your Fratty 301 class, which will examine a night at the baseball park.
A night at the ballpark can be made fratty if properly executed. A game that starts between 6:00 – 8:00, like most, will provide an optimal opportunity to bridge the gap between dinner and debauchery. Your trip should not be about peanuts and crackerjacks, but about pregaming/drinking and frat tabbing. A lot of stadiums, especially the major league ones, have substantial bar and dining areas to frat tab by coating your stomach and adjusting your brain for the morally casual decision making skills necessary for the remainder of the evening. Simply put, a baseball game is a great locale substitute for a preparty.
Also, you may need to decide whether to attend a major or minor league game. Preferably, you will be in close proximity, and by that, we mean a reasonable driving distance, to a major league stadium. If a major league park is not an option, then a minor league ballpark, depending on the amenities, may accomplish the same fratmosphere. In fact, most minor league parks run promotions that will allow your party to drink the organization into the red before the 7th inning.
Therefore, round up some fratdaddies and call your favorite Plan A’s, because it is time to watch roided up freaks hit dingers while chugging $7 adult libations to start off the night frat.
* We promise that new, substantive fratty lectures are coming in the near future *
Congratulations to the Barb Wire Tattoo! We thought that spray tans, muscle shirts, and hair gel were the worst of the worst, but none of those can compare to your extremely high level of douchebaggery. Whenever a fratdaddy or sorostitute sees a barb wire tattoo in the future, they will know that it is forever inked on the body of a brother or sister of Gamma Delta Iota. Congratulations again for being the king of douchebaggery and the enemy of all that is frat in the world.
As you most certainly remember, Hazing won the 2009 Frat Madness Tournament Champion by defeating Costas & Croakies by a single vote. Fans of Hazing have been fratting hard and hazing douchebags for the past month in extreme celebration. Doug and Eric finally caught up with a representative of Hazing to hear their thoughts on the monumental victory.
Q: How did you feel after finally defeating Costas & Croakies (Hazing lost to them in the championship game in 2007 and 2008) to win your first Frat Madness Championship?
A: [in an unusually loud tone] It’s about time! I can’t believe that fratdaddies and sorostitutes would choose a fad over tradition! I would blackball them so fast . . .
Q: Okay, what are your thoughts on Costas & Croakies?
A: They are great sunglasses, but they are not the #1 representative of the frat community. Without hazing, fraternities and sororities would cease to exist because douchebaggery would slowly take over every single chapter in this great nation.
Q: How do you feel about your critics stating that hazing is not as frat as Costas & Croakies because douchebag organizations, such as gangs and marching bands, participate in the activity?
A: Those critics should permanently be on bows & toes with bottlecaps while I . . . nevermind! Hazing pledges is entirely different than how other organizations “haze” their douchebag members.
Q: What does the future hold for Hazing?
A: The future for Hazing includes an infinite number of Frat Madness Championships while using our expert skills to weed out douchebag pledges and build the future leaders of the world in fraternity and sorority chapters across the nation.
Enjoy this rare Doug Neidermeyer hazing video, which is our tribute to Hazing’s 2009 Championship:
Other News:
- Doug and Eric are getting pretty tired of the Douchebag Invitational Tournament taking up premium space on this website, so this could possibly be the final year of the event.
- The Final Four in the Douchebag Invitational Tournament will began in the next few days. The Championship Game will be played immediately after the Final Four concludes.
- A Fratty Activities 301 Lecture will be posted within the next couple of days.
- Get your entry in immediately if you want to be the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month for July.
Late Night (noun) - a party, where adult libations are served and shacking deals are sealed, in the early morning hours at a fratdaddy’s or sorostitute’s house after the bars have closed or the party has ended
Ex: Studies have shown that late nights cause a 69% increase in shacking among members of the greek community.
