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Clothing Region:

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Fracation (noun) – an extended stay at a fratty destination with fellow fratdaddies and/or sororstitutes for the sole purpose of fratting hard.

ex. After a hard semester of not going to class, not studying, and not waking up before noon, my brothers and I decided that a fishing fratcation to the Keys was well deserved.

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Thought of the Day:  ”Yes, you can buy happiness.”

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Misc. Region:

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Congratulations to Paul Borah of Central Florida, the winner of the June 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month Award. In this picture, Paul is fratting hard a local drinking establishment for fratdaddies and sorostitutes, and he did not hesitate to run up a substantial frattab.  He is clothed in fratastical attire.  Notice the Costas & Croakies, VV bowtie with matching pastel blue pants, and classic button down shirt.  Congratulations again to Paul Borah.

To be considered for the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month Award in July, please see the contest rules posted at this link and this link.

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Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Ramen Noodles punched their tickets to the Douchey Eight.  Who will do the same in the Party Region?

Party Region:

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Abercrombie Muscle Shirt and Cargo Jorts became the first competitors to punch their tickets to the Douchebaggery Elite Eight.  For a tournament update on these two competitors, please read the first comment of this article.  Now, let’s determine what is more douchebaggish in the Food/Drink Region.

Food/Drink Region:

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We are now into the Sweet 16 round with a lot of douchebaggery on tap in this round’s matchups. We will begin with the remaining games in the clothing region, followed by one of the remaining regions every couple of days.

Clothing Region:

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Remaining Sweet 16 Matchups:

Food/Drink Region:

Mike’s Hard Lemonade (1-Seed) vs. Coupons (4-Seed)

Ramen Noodles (3-Seed) vs. Taco Bell Before 10:00 P.M. (7-Seed)

Party Region:

Techno Rave (1-Seed) vs. Emo Music (4-Seed)

Star Wars Convention (2-Seed) vs. Glo Sticks (3-Seed)

Misc. Region:

Spray Tan (1-Seed) vs. Steroids (5-Seed)

Ultimate Frisbee (2-Seed) vs. Barb Wire Tattoo (6-Seed)

* New Fratty 301 Lecture and other material coming within the next day or two *

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Blackball – Verb: decision made by the brothers or sisters of a chapter to terminate one’s pledgeship at anytime before their initiation

Ex:  I propose that we blackball Pledge Johnathan because we have recently learned that his hobbies include gelling, raves, and coming out of the closet.

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It is time for the final games of the opening round.  Three of the four 3-Seeds won, which basically means they have lost in life.  Cargo Jorts, with their unique look, appeared like a douchebag title contender and Ramen Noodles, with their 12-cent meals, had a fairly easy victory.  Glo Sticks advanced by a slim margin of eight votes over LAIRE.  A small upset occurred when Barb Wire Tattoo gave the 3-Seed World of Warcraft ink poison and ruined their dreams of yelling “Leroy Jenkins” as the Champion of Losers.  Now it is time for the 4-Seeds and 5-Seeds to battle for douchebag supremacy.

Clothing Region:

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Food/Drink Region:

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Party Region:

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Misc. Region:

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