Monthly Archives: June 2009

*** Douchebag Invitational Tournament: Elite Eight (Clothing Region) ***

Clothing Region: [poll id="115"]

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #41

Fracation (noun) – an extended stay at a fratty destination with fellow fratdaddies and/or sororstitutes for the sole purpose of fratting hard. ex. After a hard semester of not going to class, not studying, and not waking up before noon, … Continue reading

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Thought of the Day – 6/25/2009

Thought of the Day:  ”Yes, you can buy happiness.”

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*** Douchebag Invitational Tournament: Sweet 16 (Misc. Region) ***

Misc. Region: [poll id="113"] [poll id="114"]

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June 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month

Congratulations to Paul Borah of Central Florida, the winner of the June 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month Award. In this picture, Paul is fratting hard a local drinking establishment for fratdaddies and sorostitutes, and he did not hesitate to run … Continue reading

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*** Douchebag Invitational Tournament: Sweet 16 (Party Region) ***

Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Ramen Noodles punched their tickets to the Douchey Eight.  Who will do the same in the Party Region? Party Region: [poll id="111"] [poll id="112"]

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*** Douchebag Invitational Tournament: Sweet 16 (Food/Drink Region) ***

Abercrombie Muscle Shirt and Cargo Jorts became the first competitors to punch their tickets to the Douchebaggery Elite Eight.  For a tournament update on these two competitors, please read the first comment of this article.  Now, let’s determine what is … Continue reading

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*** Douchebag Invitational Tournament: Sweet 16 (Clothing Region) ***

We are now into the Sweet 16 round with a lot of douchebaggery on tap in this round’s matchups. We will begin with the remaining games in the clothing region, followed by one of the remaining regions every couple of … Continue reading

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #40

Blackball – Verb: decision made by the brothers or sisters of a chapter to terminate one’s pledgeship at anytime before their initiation Ex:  I propose that we blackball Pledge Johnathan because we have recently learned that his hobbies include gelling, … Continue reading

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*** Douchebag Invitational Tournament: 4′s vs. 5′s ***

It is time for the final games of the opening round.  Three of the four 3-Seeds won, which basically means they have lost in life.  Cargo Jorts, with their unique look, appeared like a douchebag title contender and Ramen Noodles, … Continue reading

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