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Costas and croakies survived.  Why are we not suprised?

It’s another yearly finalist, bourbon and coke, that is trying to make it to the final four once again.  Can grilling out stop the ubiquitous beverage?

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Congratulations to Kyle Kuderewski, the first recepient of the www.frattinghard.com Fratdaddy of the Month Award.  Kyle frats hard in the State of Tennessee and never takes a break.  Here, he is at the “F’ing Catalina Wine Mixer” date party, an event that is inherently fratty.  Kyle’s frattire demonstrates that he is a student of this website and he hates douchebaggery.  Notice the fratshag, pastel yellow pants with matching Vineyard Vines bowtie, and classy button up Polo.  Of course, no fratfit would be complete without a cup of fratwater in hand.  Congratulations again and keep fratting hard!

To be considered for the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month Award, please see this link and this link.

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Fraternize (verb) – when a group of random fratdaddies or sorostitutes begin increasing the fratmosphere by socializing with each other in a fratastic manner

ex:  The banquet was more boring than a douchebag lecturing on computer programming until I began to fraternize with a bunch of fellow fratdaddies about effective hazing techinques.

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This should be epic. Two time defending champion Costas and Croakies takes on strong upstart Seersucker Suit.  Summer is coming up, and both seersucker and Costas are staples of summer.  Which will prevail?  Only time will tell.

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One of these games is going to be extremely competitive….the other might be a bloodbath.

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Initial Preparation:
Frat – Locate test bank
GDI – Locate all optional and supplemental readings

Beginning to Really Study:
Frat – Invite sorostitute to frat castle for intense study session of French wine & human anatomy
GDI – Skip playing Halo 3 and begin memorizing all the chapters of the textbook

The Night Before the Exam:
Frat – Have pledges recite old exams from the test bank while you spit skoal at them & watch Wednesday Night Baseball.  Then, hit the bars.
GDI – Have Halo 3 GDI buddies review your flash cards with you.  Then, hit the bottom bunk of your dorm room.

During Exam:
Frat – Thanks to the test bank & the hot sorostitute to your right, finish the exam in under 30 minutes.  Shoot a mini while walking out of the classroom.
GDI – Have nervous breakdown after none of optional material is tested, and fail to complete exam.  Soil cargo shorts while walking out of the classroom.

After the Exam:
Frat – Purposely kill brain cells
GDI – Locate all optional and supplemental readings for next exam

Final Results:
Frat – A . . . job is lined up for you after graduation.
GDI – C . . . what life is like bagging my groceries.

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Gamechanger (noun) – member of the opposite sex that has the potential to make one replace their current “Plan A”

ex:  I should deformalize Lindsay because last night I shacked with a gamechanger that makes Lindsay looks like a Plan C.

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Important Fratdaddy/Sorostitute of the Week Contest Update

We have received some fratastic photos thus far but unfortunately we omitted an important contest rule in our original post.  Please do not submit pictures with multiple fratdaddies and sorostitutes.  Only submit a picture of yourself at your frattiest.  We want to see why you deserve to be fratdaddy or sorostitute of the week.  It is acceptable to use “photoshop” to remove others from your submission.  Also, remember to submit a fratty description of yourself.  Frattinghard.com is eagerly awaiting the winner of the first ever Fratdaddy/Sorositute of the week so find a GDI like we did that knows how to “upload” stuff to the “internet” and gets those entries to us.  See the post immediately below this one for more details.

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Your professors love to see students living successful lives outside of the Institute of Fratology.  Now is your chance to show us what you have learned.  Starting next week, frattinghard.com will select a fratdaddy and/or sorostitute of the week to be displayed on the homepage of our learning center.  To be considered, first, you must be friends with Douglas C. Niedermeyer on Facebook.  Next, you must send Doug a Facebook message with your frattiest picture and a description as to why you should be the fratdaddy or sorostitute of the week (this way, we know it’s actually you).  So, have a pledge take some pictures of you at your frattiest and maybe you’ll get the recognition you deserve.

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