Yearly Archives: 2009

Frat or Not? “COAST Pawley’s Island”

It seems like a new fratty clothing company begins everytime we down a cold fratwater, get a pinch of mint, or conquer a Plan A’s castle. Unless you have been hibernating for three years or have Gamma Delta Iota tattooed on you upper bicep, then you have noticed quite a few of these so-called fratty clothing companies pushing their products on us. Some of these companies rise up and overcome douchebaggery, causing an exponential increase in GDI head explosions. However, some of these companies lack the necessary prerequisites to ever have their logo be considered a fratty brand. In this article and some subsequent articles in the future, we will examine fratty clothing companies to determine if they are indeed truly fratty. First, we will analyze Coast Apparel. Continue reading

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November 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month

Congratulations to Trey “Hard” Spencer of Florida State, the winner of the November 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month Award.  He spends most of his days drinking fratwater and playing golf.   He spends most of his nights with Plan A sorostitutes.  His favorite activity … Continue reading

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Fratty Countdowns: Fratty Vehicles #5

Back in the summertime, before abusing our livers throughout fourteen weeks of college football, we ran a website poll to determine what the next Institute of Fratology fratty countdown should be.  Fratty vehicles emerged as the victor, rising above such … Continue reading

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Frattabbing Done Right

Note the $12 “large water.”  Remember:  fratdaddies never take anything that is free.  If your waiter gives you free water, pay for it anyway and scold him for not giving you higher quality water.  If your restaurant has imported bottled … Continue reading

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Frat vs. GDI #14 (Gameweek Edition)

Monday Frat – Game film study and recruiting research from the previous weekend GDI – Scrub off body paint from the previous weekend   Tuesday Frat – Organize gamedate and tailgating plans GDI – Organize which GDI will represent each … Continue reading

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Fratty Song of the Week #2

Maybe in the future we can stay sober enough to actually post the Fratty Song of the Week every week.  With that said, we knew that we had to come back with an extremely fratastic song, and what better than … Continue reading

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October 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month

Congratulations to Michael Kahn of Georgia State in Atlanta, the winner of the October 2009 Fratdaddy of the Month Award.  Legend has it that this fratdaddy frats harder on Mondays than most do on gamedays.  Michael could be wearing a … Continue reading

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Fratdaddy/Sorostitute of the Month Update

We will be selecting a Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month at the end of October.  For those who applied in August and September, you will also be considered for the October award.  To apply for the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute … Continue reading

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Fratty Activities 301: “Bar Hopping” – Using that Plan C to Leapfrog to a Plan A

When you hear the phrase, “bar hopping”, you picture that random Thursday night when you go out at 10:30, hit 6 different institutions of higher drinking, get a Plan B to “look for her keys” in your seat on the … Continue reading

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College Football Preview: SEC West

We’ve picked the East, now we’ve picked the west.  Again, if you disagree with us, don’t get too mad.  After all…we’re pretty drunk. 1.)  Alabama – They had the Crimson Tide faithful scared for a while when the report came … Continue reading

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