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Archive for April, 2008

Frat vs. GDI #10 (Night at the Bar Edition)

April 27, 2008 | 15 Comments | Uncategorized

Establishment of Choice

Frat: Bar hopping to multiple establishments frequented by sorostitutes
GDI: Bar that is “hopping” with aging hippies

Frattabbing

Frat: Tab on the credit card that is over 3 digits in under 30 minutes.
GDI: Drinking water after $10 bill found outside library runs out

Bartender’s Orders

Frat: Nothing but top shelf bourbon
GDI: Nothing but well vodka and cranberry

Time to Go Home

Frat: Leaves early with Plan A sorostitute
GDI: Leaves early to “party” with Plan A sorostitute’s beach trip pictures on Facebook

Tipping

Frat: Tip buys bartender a full tank of gas
GDI: Bartender refuses 75 cent tip out of sympathy

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Some Help For Our Douchebag Readers

April 25, 2008 | 10 Comments | Uncategorized

As all fratdaddies know, no night at the bars is complete without a long evening of frattabbing.  The art of frattabbing is a long revered practice in the fratty community, and shows potentional Plan A’s that you are are well capable of meeting her high-maintenance needs.  However, many douchebags lack the resources to frattab…after all, those pseudo-80’s Mario Brothers muscle shirts from Target cost almost $12 a pop.  As a public service, we offer this video to help our douchebag friends who want to have a night out, but tragically can’t even afford name-brand ramen noodles.

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Can no one unseat the king from his throne?  It appears that there is no such conqueror at the ready, as Costas and Croakies have once again claimed the title as King of All Things Fratty with their second consecutive win in the FrattingHard.com Frat Madness Tournament.

How many years in a row can this domination last?  At least one more, as it will be another year before a worthy challenger can take another crack at becoming the King of All Things Fratty.

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #32

April 16, 2008 | 1 Comments | Uncategorized

Fratmosis – Noun: The diffusion of fratitude from fratty people and activities into a situation, activity, or person/persons which was previously of the douchebag persuasion

ex. The wedding reception was about as much fun as a World of Warcraft tournament until fratmosis set in when my pledge brothers and I poured 2 gallons of Everclear into the punch fountain.

ex. No amount of fratmosis could cure the individuals featured in the video posted below.

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FRAT MADNESS TOURNAMENT: *** FINAL ***

April 15, 2008 | No Comments | Uncategorized

The winner of this match-up shall be the 2008 Frat Madness Tournament Champion. The voting is the same as all other games, with one exception: instead of one day, voting will continue for 2 days (ending at 11:20 eastern on April 17th).


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Tennis, anyone?

April 14, 2008 | 25 Comments | Uncategorized

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FRAT MADNESS 2008: THE FINAL FOUR

April 14, 2008 | 8 Comments | Uncategorized

Click the thumbnail below to view the updated bracket & see the road that each one of our Final Four participants took on their way to today’s matchups.

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Fratty Celebrity of the Month: April 2008

April 10, 2008 | No Comments | Uncategorized

In honor of the annual playing of The Masters, the most venerable golf tournament of them all, the fratty celebrity of the month for April 2008 is the man who won that competition 6 times, and is generally known as a living legend among fratdaddies:  Jack Nicklaus (Phi Gamma Delta, The Ohio State University).

Besides his 6 Masters victories, The Golden Bear is the PGA’s all time leading major winner, notching 18 major victories in his career.  As age set in, Nicklaus continued fratting hard on the course, which is obvious from his also record setting 8 Champions’ Tour majors.

After his serious playing days were behind him, in the mold of a true fratdaddy that refuses to ever go home, Nicklaus took up such pursuits as designing his own golf courses.  These include Harbour Town Golf Links, Shoal Creek, Muirfield Village, and over 200 more facilities where countless fratdaddies tee off every day.  Nicklaus also hosts the Memorial Tournament…because while anyone may win a golf tournament, only a true fratdaddy can start his own.

Congratulations again to Jack Nicklaus, the FrattingHard.com Celebrity of the Month for April 2008.

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FRAT MADNESS 2008: THE ELITE 8

April 9, 2008 | No Comments | Uncategorized

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FRAT MADNESS 2008: Elite 8 Update

April 9, 2008 | No Comments | Uncategorized

…and then there were 8. Two rounds are down in the 2008 Frat Madness tournament, and 25 fratty items/activities have fallen by the wayside. Some of them we knew would go home early. Others were sent packing even though we thought they might have the potential to make the final four.

In the Clothing Region, reigning champion Costas and Croakies has not met a substantial challenge in either of its matchups so far. after crushing the play-in contestant, C&C cruised to victory over gameday tie with 73% of the vote. I privately predicted to Prof. Stratton that gameday tie would at least make this interesting…apparently, I mistook the power that C&C still has. It will truly be a battle of the titans in for the clothing region title, as Polo Shirt attempts to do this year what it couldn’t do last year, as this is a REMATCH from last year’s Elite 8.

In the Food/Drink Region, Bourbon and Coke has proved to be even more dominant than C&C. 90% of you voted for it in the last round, and thought Grilling out pulled an upset over #2 ranked Natty Lite (who made it to round 3 to face bourbon and coke last year), it’s hard for us to see anyone in this bracket getting close to the king of all fratty cocktails. Will we be wrong again?

In the Party Region, Formal/Cocktail seems the weakest of the #1 seeds, beating its second round opponent with 68% of the vote, the lowest percentage of any top ranked team. But let’s look at this a little closer…68%, although low compared to the other top seeds, is still fairly dominant…and most importantly, Formal/Cocktail’s second round match was Crawfish Boil, the one side that we thought might have a chance to mount a challenge to a #1 seed (and, I thought, one of the most underrated teams in the tournament). Perhaps the fact that Formal/Cocktail got almost 70% of the vote against such a good team is really a show of strength. It now faces another Elite 8 rematch from 2007, as Open Bar tries again to advance to the Final 4.

Last year, Hazing made it to the finals as a lower seed…so this year they got the top seed in the miscellaneous region, and the result has been the same. They will face the winner of the closest, by far, round 2 matchup. Shacking edged out golf by a 53 to 47 percent margin, denying us the Hazing vs. Golf rematch from ‘07. I’m glad of that, however, as I think this is, by far, the most intriguing match of Round 3. I would not be surprised at all if this one comes down to the wire.

Keep a watch on FrattingHard.com, as the Round 3 matchups will all be posted together very soon.

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