Permashacker - Noun:  A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house. 
ex. I knew that I had a permashacker on my hands when I found a family size box of feminine hygiene products under [...]

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When a professional is in school learning his art, he will most often hear the adage, “As soon as you get to your first day in the office, grades will no longer matter.”  This is a harsh, but simple, truth:  no matter how well you prepare for whatever you’re doing in life, your worth will [...]

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Two-A-Days - Noun: Process where one obtains a drunktaneous state early the day, goes to sleep to recharge one’s frat gland, and then obtains a drunktaneous state again in the same day.
ex. I achieved the perfect two-a-day by getting drunktaneous at the early football game, shacking afterward, and then going back out to celebrate [...]

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