A member of the FrattingHard.com discussion forum alerted us to this video, which is just another cog in the Global War on Fratology. As you can see, douchebags worldwide have been constantly producing propaganda and misinformation in an attempt to convince the world that fraternity members are, themselves, douchebags. The effects of this can be clearly viewed every time a douchebag portrays a fraternity member as a Abercrombie wearing, collar popping, hair gelling, sorostitute roofie-ing individual. Even though true fratdaddies are the exact opposite of this conglomeration of embarrassment, the image sticks with those who are bereft of instruction in advanced fratology. As fratdaddies, we can combat this by living as fratty a lifestyle as possible and projecting that identity to the public at all times.
Monstrostitute – Noun: A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution
ex. Did you hear about John? He got way too drunktaneous after the game and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.
In our years of douchebag study and observation, we have noted the life-cycle of a douchebag is not much different than the life-cycle of a fratdaddy. Simply put, a douchebag in college tends to be a post-grad douchebag just as one who frats hard in college tends to continue fratting hard once they graduate.
Similarly, those who douche the hardest in college often try to step up their douchebaggery infested activities after they have walked across the stage, just as the frattiest of fratdaddies continue to raise their fratitude for many years after graduation. Here, we present a perfect example of this phenomenon.
Reading through the site, you will see that the douchebag in question claims to have been active in his college fraternity. This is a very common douchebag cloaking device: the most dangerous of these people will identify and join fraternities that score miserably low on the FrattingHard.com House Fratitude Scale. Not only do these houses give douchebags a false feeling of equality, but their members’ loud, boisterous manner often puts forward a false face for the Greek community. How many times have you read that fraternity men, “Highlight their hair and pop their collars,”? These false stereotypes come from a minority of douchebaggery-stricken houses that pledge guys like this…guys who were, regrettably, born without even the tiniest of frat glands. The danger is unmistakable.
