Monthly Archives: September 2007

Fratty Self-Improvement Tip #1

When you go to bed tonight, ask yourself: 1)  Did I frat as hard today as I possibly could?2)  Did I miss any opportunities to boost my fratitude?3)  Did I make those around me frattier by fratmosis?4)  When I wake … Continue reading

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #27

Crotch Stuffing – Verb: Typically performed by a fratdaddy to sneak various bottled liquids into an event, it is the action of placing multiple miniatures in the crotch area and having said miniatures secured by an appropriate undergarment. ex. Daniel … Continue reading

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Fratty Activities 301: Gameday (Lesson #6)

Earlier this month, we explored the complete college football weekend, giving you a cursory glance at all of the most important fratty activities that must be undertaken to make a game week as fratty as possible.  Today, we will slice … Continue reading

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #26

Mix Stick – Noun: the stick of a shaker that is used to stir bourbon and coke at sporting events, primarily during a college football game. ex. Tom, let me borrow your mix stick to stir this drink.  It’s been … Continue reading

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Frat vs. GDI #9 (Tailgating Edition)

Grilling Out Frat:  Hamburgers and hotdogs on the Char-Broil GDI:  Vienna sausages on the George Foreman grill Drink of Choice Frat:  Jack and Coke GDI:  Cherry and Coke Tailgating Atmosphere Frat:  Watching other college football games on the flat-screen with satellite GDI:  Listening … Continue reading

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GDI’s Through the Ages: 1980′s

This song was #1 on the Billboard GDI/Douchebag Charts for 7 straight months in the mid 1980′s. In fact, some current GDI’s were actually conceived when their parents, after coming home from Co-Ed Intramural Dungeons and Dragons practice, were overcome … Continue reading

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Frattiest College Football Coaches: Revisited

Last December, we took a look at some college football coaches who set a good example by living the post-grad fratty lifestyle.  College football season is here again, and this topic has been revived by a poster in the FrattingHard.com … Continue reading

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