Monthly Archives: August 2007

There are some parts of the fratty lifestyle, and college life in general, which transcend both time and tradition, and are such inexplicably huge fratting opportunities that they must be completely taken advantage of by any self-respecting fratdaddy or sorostitute.  … Continue reading →

Sometimes, a fratty good time means just you, a couple of pledge brothers, and some sorostitutes kicking back on the fratio with a cooler and a grill.  Other times, it means 65 freshmen sorostitutes wearing togas with a a liquored … Continue reading →

The fratdaddy or sorostitute that is hunting for a vacation destination with high fratmospheric levels are looking for a city with several attributes:  luxury accommodations, morally casual laws regarding the intake of libations, and unlimited frattabbing opportunities.  When we were … Continue reading →

One of our most requested features since the inception of this site has been a discussion forum. For a long time, we believed that the comment system was enough, but we eventually realized that a forum was necessary to take … Continue reading →

With summer winding to a close, many fratdaddies and sorostitutes are taking off for one last weekend trip to the beach before classes commence.  Although beach activities such as bronzing on the beach with a cooler of fratwater will no … Continue reading →

Mid-Frat Crisis – Noun: Unexplainable phenomenon where a fratty person eschews fratty ways and begins practicing acts of douchebaggery. ex.  I knew John was having a mid-frat crisis when he began studying wizardy and missed formal to play World of … Continue reading →

Whether you’re a pledge, an active, or an experienced post-grad fratter, every fratdaddy needs an ample collection of fratty neckties.  During your undergraduate days, they are a key part of your cocktail, formal, and gameday attire.  As a successful businessman, … Continue reading →

While we’ve still got “Worst Rush Mistakes” on our mind, let’s turn our attention to another poor specimen:  the rushee who seems ok, gets a bid, and then proceeds to engage in douchebaggery once pledgship begins.  Of course, there are … Continue reading →

To honor the start of the 89th PGA Championship Tournament this weekend, we decided to pick a golfer as our fratty celebrity for the month of August.  After a very brief deliberation, we decided that there was only one man … Continue reading →

The wise young man & woman enters rush with both hopefulness and fear: hopefulness that their natural, untapped fratitude will help to place them in a top house, and fear that their lack of fratucation thus far will lead them … Continue reading →