Monthly Archives: July 2007

Moving-In the Fratty Way

In less than 48 hours August will be upon us again. With the turning of the month comes some good, and some bad…while the inconvenience of classes returns, so too does football season and band parties. This is the time … Continue reading

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Don’t Be This Guy

One of our readers emailed us a link to this video…we find it an instructive “what not to do” guide. Warning: the video contains some profanity and is not safe for work.

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Frat vs. GDI #8 (Off-Campus Housing Edition)

While many fratdaddies live in the frat castle, others decide to take up residence in a nearby apartment, condo, or house.  Similarly, some GDI’s escape the bounds of the dorm to get a place of their own.  We will now … Continue reading

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #24

New Boy – Noun: Person who is a candidate for initiation into a fraternity/sorority; male variety enjoys mopping, sweeping, washing cars, scrubbing walls, driving brothers to class, and reciting information on demand. ex. John, get the new boy to wash … Continue reading

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***** DOUCHE-OFF ALERT! *****

Has anyone seen my stapler? Every sorostitute’s dream. Admission is the first step to recovery. Newsflash: GDI’s unite, start own fraternity. News at 11. You didn’t believe us when we told you there was a global douchebag conspiracy? Look at … Continue reading

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Frat vs. GDI #7 (A Day in the Life)

8:00 A.M. Frat:  Kick sorostitute out of bed, have pledge drive her back to sorority house, go back to sleep. GDI:  Walk into Physics class that doesn’t actually start until 9:00 so you can get a front row seat. 12:00 … Continue reading

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Rush 099: The Art of Rush (Lesson 2)

When we began thinking of what to include in an article about rushing, our first thought was, “How you do instruct the masses on the art of rush when rush is so different at different schools?”  But the more we … Continue reading

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Fratty Celebrity of the Month: July 2007

The sun is burning, the days are at their longest, and summer is in full swing.  All over the country, fratdaddies and sorostitutes are loading up the Frathoe with coolers, swimsuits, and golf clubs, and are headed to the beach.  … Continue reading

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #23

Bar Association – Noun: Group of fratdaddies/sorostitutes, all hailing from different houses, that know each other extremely well from almost nightly trips to the bars; usually campus’s leading authority on which establishments are most favored by the Greek community ex.  … Continue reading

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