In less than 48 hours August will be upon us again. With the turning of the month comes some good, and some bad…while the inconvenience of classes returns, so too does football season and band parties. This is the time of year that many students move into a new abode, whether it be [...]

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One of our readers emailed us a link to this video…we find it an instructive “what not to do” guide. Warning: the video contains some profanity and is not safe for work.

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While many fratdaddies live in the frat castle, others decide to take up residence in a nearby apartment, condo, or house.  Similarly, some GDI’s escape the bounds of the dorm to get a place of their own.  We will now examine the differences between these two lifestyles as it relates to off-campus living.
Apartment StyleFrat:  Luxury [...]

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New Boy - Noun: Person who is a candidate for initiation into a fraternity/sorority; male variety enjoys mopping, sweeping, washing cars, scrubbing walls, driving brothers to class, and reciting information on demand.
ex. John, get the new boy to wash my car after he finishes mopping the shower with a toothbrush.

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Has anyone seen my stapler?
Every sorostitute’s dream.
Admission is the first step to recovery.
Newsflash: GDI’s unite, start own fraternity. News at 11.
You didn’t believe us when we told you there was a global douchebag conspiracy? Look at this…now they have matching uniforms.
As promised, here’s some more:

Chicks dig the sword.
No. Really. Chicks [...]

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8:00 A.M.Frat:  Kick sorostitute out of bed, have pledge drive her back to sorority house, go back to sleep.GDI:  Walk into Physics class that doesn’t actually start until 9:00 so you can get a front row seat.
12:00 P.M.Frat:  Stumble out of bed, go to dining room and have lunch; get in a quick pledge line-up.GDI:  [...]

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Update #2: We are now about 75% done with the fixes, so the new style update should be visible and (mostly) functional. We have got some good suggestions via comments and email, and we appreciate all feedback re: the new update. Our testing shows that the site is functional in both [...]

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When we began thinking of what to include in an article about rushing, our first thought was, “How you do instruct the masses on the art of rush when rush is so different at different schools?”  But the more we thought about it, the more we came to the conclusion that there are certain rush [...]

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