You’ve just sold the books you never opened back to the university for beer money.  Your sorostitute of choice is sporting constant tan lines.  The weather’s heating up, and school has wound down…but just because you are no longer in class doesn’t mean that you should decrease your fratty activities a bit.  In fact, the summer [...]

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Fratio - Noun:  the area adjacent to a frat castle (or home of a fratdaddy or fratdaddies) where the grilling of meats, boiling of crawfish, and consuming of frat water occurs
ex.  After the football game, Jim broke out the Elijah Craig, fired up the grill on the fratio, and the sorostitutes from upstairs came [...]

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