Monthly Archives: May 2007

There comes a time in the young fratdaddy’s life when he decides to settle down with his sorostitute of choice and start a long and prosperous life of post-grad fratting.  You may not have reached this point yet, as you are … Continue reading →

I just got into medical school / law school / graduate school. Is this fratty? Doctors, lawyers, and business executives are all fratty occupations and all, except for possibly the business executive, require extra education. Therefore, it is fratty if … Continue reading →

Bar Belle – Noun: Sorostitute who is known for her tendency to be out at the bars on almost any given night of the week; often provides “Plan C” shacking opportunities ex. After I became too drunktaneous to speak English … Continue reading →

You’ve just sold the books you never opened back to the university for beer money.  Your sorostitute of choice is sporting constant tan lines.  The weather’s heating up, and school has wound down…but just because you are no longer in class … Continue reading →

Fratio – Noun: the area adjacent to a frat castle (or home of a fratdaddy or fratdaddies) where the grilling of meats, boiling of crawfish, and consuming of frat water occurs ex.  After the football game, Jim broke out the … Continue reading →

There will come a time in almost every fratdaddy’s and sorostitute’s life when daddy decides to pull the plug on the funds he has continuously placed into their bank accounts. This time should not be one of panic. Generating your … Continue reading →

There are some sporting events that absolutely transcend frattiness. They are so implicitly frat that their very frat aura causes a high, painful ringing sound in the ears of douchebags within a 500 mile radius. Above just about all others, … Continue reading →