Monthly Archives: April 2007

Fratty Activities 301: Golf (Lesson #2)

In honor of the end of The Masters, one of the frattiest sporting events ever conceived by man, we will further examine yet another activity that has long given fratdaddies (and sometimes, sorostitutes) ample opportunity to flex their frat-muscles in a … Continue reading

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Fratting 101: A Field Guide to GDI’s (Lesson #10)

It is unquestioned that it is easy to spot a GDI; the differences between them and ourselves can be seen from a mile away.  However, we cannot simply use the term “GDI” with the mindset that all GDI’s the same.  … Continue reading

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Hardcore Going Home

I originally was going to call this guy a douchebag, but then we got a call from the Douchebag Union to let us know that even they won’t claim him. All I can say is that he not only went … Continue reading

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Theory of Douchebag Evolution

Professor Stratton and myself are currently starting in inquiry into whether the douchebag population is increasing or decreasing. Today, we were emailed some evidence that some douchebags are currently “naturally selecting” themselves out of the Homo sapiens species. It is … Continue reading

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Fratty Celebrity of the Month (The Real One): April 2007

We would like to congratulate the REAL Fratty Celebrity of the Month for April 2007, Mr. Donald Trump (Phi Gamma Delta, Fordham University). Mr. Trump is the epitome of the post-grad fratter.  Despite the fact that he is 60 years … Continue reading

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Fratty Celebrity of the Month: April 2007

We would like to congratulate this month’s Fratty Celebrity of the Month, Mr. Kevin Federline. Mr. Federline is probably the frattiest human on the planet.  First of all, he owns his own company, which is currently going through a very … Continue reading

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